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An interesting question.... 2/5/2013 A surgeon went to check on his very famous patient after an operation. She was awake , so he examined her. "You'll be fine, " he said. She asked, "How long will it be before I am abl 0 Comments, 145 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Hillary gets an idea..... 2/5/2013 First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks. Hillary says to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. 0 Comments, 176 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Hulk Smash! 2/5/2013 It was the annual superheroes vacation retreat.... Batman and Spiderman were chatting when all of a sudden the Hulk rushes in all red and perplexed. "Whats up" asked Batman? 0 Comments, 101 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A not-so-blonde joke...? 2/5/2013 A blind man enters a Lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while the blind guy yells to the bartender: "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?' 0 Comments, 130 Views, 0 Votes | |
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We've got a bleeder! 2/5/2013 A blonde was visiting her doctor for a regular check-up. "Any specific problems you should tell me about?" the doctor asked. "Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tini 0 Comments, 121 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Playin hookie.... 2/5/2013 Bob calls into work and says, " Hey, I am not coming to work today, I am really sick! I have a headache, a stomach ache and my legs hurt. I wont be coming to work." The boss says, " I really 0 Comments, 134 Views, 0 Votes | |
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$5 - the HARD way..... 2/1/2013 A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The 0 Comments, 147 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Show me your TITS! 2/1/2013 While waiting for her husband to return from the store, the doorbell rings. Sara opens it to a friend of her husband. "Hi, is Tony home?" Sara replies, "No, he went to the store, but 0 Comments, 137 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Oh HELL no! 2/1/2013 Clinton dies, and of course goes straight to hell. When he gets there the Devil greets him and offers him three ways to spend eternity. They go to the first door and the Devil shows him Newt 0 Comments, 114 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Bad dog! 2/1/2013 A man went to pick up his date but to his dismay he couldn't stop farting. While he was was waiting for his date to get ready, he sat on the lounge, and the family hopped onto the couch with him. He f 0 Comments, 119 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Definitely! 1/31/2013 A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use 0 Comments, 90 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Farah Fawcett at the Pearly Gates 1/31/2013 After Farah Fawcett died, she was met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Ah, weren't you one of Charlies Angels?" he says with a twinkle in his eyes. "Why, yes, I was". Farah repli 0 Comments, 135 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A cold day on the farm..... 1/30/2013 It was cold and pouring with rain but the boy’s mother insisted he go and feed the animals on the farm before he could have breakfast. The boy went out in a dark rage, kicked the chickens, punched t 0 Comments, 151 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Do you measure up??? 1/30/2013 What's the difference between medium and rare? 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.  ...0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A guy walks into a bar 1/30/2013 with a frog on his head. The bartender, taken aback, says: "What the hell is that you have on you"? At which the frog replies: "Hell if I know - it started out as a 0 Comments, 78 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Multiple choice! 1/30/2013 What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? 1: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball. or 2: There is no difference. They both ha 0 Comments, 65 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What does a blonde have in common with a computer? 1/30/2013 You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you. ...0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Ahh-men! 1/24/2013 What does a toilet, a clitoris, and an anniversary all have in common? They are all something most men miss. ...0 Comments, 54 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Keepin it real.... 1/24/2013 A nude woman looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, “I look horrible, fat and ugly. Can you please pay me a compliment?” The husband replies, “Well, your eyesight’s exce 0 Comments, 62 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Blown away.... 1/24/2013 A blonde was driving home and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to the repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde and decided 0 Comments, 158 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Bad luck.... 1/24/2013 A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sa 0 Comments, 104 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? 1/13/2013 A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. ...0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Why is the space between a woman’s breasts and her hips called a waist? 1/13/2013 Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there. ...0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Nice cock! 1/13/2013 After some great sex, she lies there stroking his prick. He asks, “Do you want more sex?” “No, ” she replies, “I’m just admiring your cock... I really miss mine.” < 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room? 1/12/2013 Because they have to pull their own pants down. 0 Comments, 61 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Do you know what 6.9 is? 1/12/2013 Another good thing fucked up by a period. 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes | |
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She uses Va-a-a-s-oh-leen! 1/11/2013 A market researcher called at a house and a young woman answered his knock with three small running around her. He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and she agreed. He asked her if sh 0 Comments, 104 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Government Spending.... 1/11/2013 In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180, 000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than 0 Comments, 89 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Meet Mr. Brown.... 1/11/2013 A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inc 0 Comments, 89 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Build me a bridge.... 1/10/2013 A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie! The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, b 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes |
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