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She's a chokin 9/17/2009 Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to 0 Comments, 105 Views, 0 Votes | |
Creation of Pussy 6/7/2009 Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer an 0 Comments, 156 Views, 0 Votes | |
Not The Best Example 6/7/2009 One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard". Their walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean 0 Comments, 145 Views, 0 Votes | |
Voodoo Dick 6/7/2009 There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone 0 Comments, 88 Views, 0 Votes | |
Dear Tech Support 5/15/2009 Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
Before the you got in the lifestyle... 5/15/2009 Do your remember before the you got in the lifestyle and how life is now different? Here are some of my observations. Before the lifestyle .......When walking with my wife I would sn 0 Comments, 92 Views, 0 Votes | |
Who was the world's greatest ? 5/15/2009 Who was the world's greatest ? Mrs. Pacman, because for only .25 cents she would swallow as many balls as she could until she died. 0 Comments, 69 Views, 0 Votes | |
A guy goes to the supermarket... 5/15/2009 A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know m 0 Comments, 136 Views, 0 Votes |
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