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Mom 3some 9/13/2019
A guy is in a bar talking to a beautiful 60yr old woman things
get heated up and she whispers in his ear "have you
ever had a mom and 3some" the guy is thinking
if she looks this good at 60 her must be amazing.
So he goes home with her and as they head upstairs the woman
yells " mom take off your depends and clean yourself
up I brought us home a live one"
1 Comments, 26 Views,
11 Votes
,1.86 Score
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Doctor Viisit 9/12/2019
A guy is sitting at the doctor’s office. The doctor walks
in and says, “I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re
going to have to stop masturbating.” <br><br>
“I don’t understand, doc, ” the patient says. “Why?”
<br><br>
“Because, ” the doctor says. “I’m trying to examine
you.”
1 Comments, 8 Views,
3 Votes
,2.45 Score
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Threesome 9/9/2019
Having just passed my 50th birthday, I met an older woman
in a bar the other night. She was in her late 60s, but in very
good shape for her age. We got talking and flirting and she
asked if I'd like to go back to hers for a "sportsman's
double". "What's that ?" I said.
"It's a mother and threesome".
Imagining a gorgeous lady about my age, I ...
2 Comments, 36 Views,
7 Votes
,2.02 Score
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When its an appropriate time to Joke about... 9/9/2019
When have you been able to joke about things with your partner.
Some of the short-cummins or long cummings etc. with your
partner? Have you been able to hold your tongue until there
was open air where you could share and accept your partners
critiques? Have you been with other couples where you enjoyed
things but maybe said something a bit too much? Then had
to walk it back.
1 Comments, 19 Views,
8 Votes
,0.70 Score
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A boy 9/6/2019
A little boy and his friends are being called bastards and
bitches by bullies at school. The boy goes home and asks,
"Dad, what are bastards and bitches?" And his
dad replies, "Bitches are ladies and bastards are
gentlemen." Then the boy goes upstairs to see his
mom. As he enters the room, he accidentally drops a perfume
bottle, and his mom says, "Shit!" "Mom, ...
1 Comments, 34 Views,
5 Votes
,3.80 Score
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More Humour 9/5/2019
Last night my wife wore a police uniform in bed and said,
"you've been arrested for being good in bed!"
<br><br>
90 seconds later the charges were dropped due to lack of
evidence...
1 Comments, 7 Views,
4 Votes
,4.02 Score
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Pharmacist joke 9/3/2019
"Being a pharmacist is great because you're
kind of a doctor, but also a cashier." -Dave Attell
1 Comments, 8 Views,
7 Votes
,2.53 Score
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funny guy 8/31/2019
I have been writing volumes of jokes my entire life, now
at the age of 61 I've been sifting through my writings,
im a funny guy.
2 Comments, 19 Views,
6 Votes
,1.37 Score
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More Humour 8/30/2019
One the first teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her . She came to the part of the story where the first was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...and
so the went up to the man with the wheel barrow full of straw and said, "Pardon sir, but may I have some of straw to build my house?" The teacher paused
then asked the ...
3 Comments, 52 Views,
11 Votes
,3.73 Score
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points 8/30/2019
points points points points points points points
1 Comments, 8 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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More Humour 8/30/2019
A is in the kitchen making dinner for her family
when her walks in. “, where do babies
come from?” The thinks for a few seconds and says,
“Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married.
One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug,
and have sex.” The looks puzzled so the
continues, “ means the daddy puts his penis in the
mommy’s vagina. ’s how you get a ...
1 Comments, 23 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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Impossible to Put a Worm into Its Hole 8/30/2019
After a good summer rain, young Johnny was playing in his
grandparent's yard and noticed the worms had come
out. He was trying to push the worm back into its wormhole.
His grandfather saw this effort and told him that putting
the worm back into the hle is impossible. <br><br>
Johnny bet his grandfather that he could do it for ten dollars.
His grandfather laughed and took the ...
1 Comments, 50 Views,
9 Votes
,1.50 Score
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More Humour 8/30/2019
I came home from the pub last night and the wife said to
me "What time do you call this"? 56 years of age and still cant tell the time ....
1 Comments, 19 Views,
8 Votes
,2.78 Score
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Wanna hear a joke. 8/30/2019
My sad sad need for points
1 Comments, 8 Views,
4 Votes
,2.47 Score
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The biggest joke 8/26/2019
The biggest joke is how so many people bitch and complain
about points, the IM, and this website. Most are non
members......but they stay here rather than move on. Maybe
they just love to complain about everything?
1 Comments, 10 Views,
7 Votes
,2.02 Score
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more humour 8/26/2019
In a recent survey 100 women were asked what shower soap
they preferred . 99 percent of the women replied "Get out of the shower
you pervert"
1 Comments, 14 Views,
7 Votes
,2.79 Score
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More Humour 8/23/2019
An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great.
How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?' George replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when
I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof!
The light goes ...
1 Comments, 39 Views,
11 Votes
,2.61 Score
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More Humour 8/18/2019
A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old as a lodger.
She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house
told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted
to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes
to darts, " she said. The agreed to have a bath the following Monday. After her husband had gone to the ...
0 Comments, 45 Views,
13 Votes
,2.64 Score
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Humour 8/18/2019
My german girlfriend likes to my sexual performances
on a scale of 1-. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling
9. That's the best I've ever done....
2 Comments, 24 Views,
5 Votes
,4.45 Score
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joke #1 8/17/2019
<br><br>
?
2 Comments, 14 Views,
6 Votes
,4.22 Score
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Tuesday fun 8/16/2019
I imagine the day you OD on viagra is the hardest day of your
life!!!! ha!
1 Comments, 17 Views,
11 Votes
,2.23 Score
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muff diving 8/15/2019
whats going to court and muff diving got in common...1 slip
of the tongue and your in the shit
4 Comments, 28 Views,
18 Votes
,3.81 Score
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Really? 8/13/2019
The shit people do for points...lol
4 Comments, 21 Views,
13 Votes
,2.81 Score
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Humour 8/13/2019
3 Irishmen in a bar. Murphy says "My local's better
than this. In my local, you 2 drinks and the 3rd's
free" Mick says, "Well in my local you 1 drink
you get the 2nd free" Paddy says, "That's nothin'.
In my local you the 1st drink, then the 2nd, 3rd, 4th,
5th, 6th & 7th are free. Then you go to the back and get a shag.
"WOW, " says the ...
3 Comments, 50 Views,
12 Votes
,4.57 Score
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Classic mistake 8/13/2019
A guy walks into his home with chicken under his arm. His
wife is standing there. <br><br>
Man says “Well this is the pig I’m fucking.” Wife says “Honey, that’s not a pig under your arm. It’s
a chicken.” Man says “I wasn’t talking to you.”
4 Comments, 22 Views,
12 Votes
,3.51 Score
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Why did the chicken cross the road.. 8/13/2019
Im sure he needed points!
2 Comments, 9 Views,
6 Votes
,3.65 Score
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Chicken Licken 8/12/2019
Why did the chicken cross the playground...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... To get to the other slide.
1 Comments, 10 Views,
5 Votes
,3.47 Score
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What black women like? 8/11/2019
Do bigger black women enjoy the tall, white, and skinny
boys or do they just chase after anything that will give
them the sex which they seek?
1 Comments, 12 Views,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score
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Closed..Oob 8/11/2019
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed.
3 Comments, 30 Views,
15 Votes
,4.05 Score
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I wonder 8/11/2019
A recent questionnaire to high school girls , 97 percent
admitted they had kissed/made out. Only 3 percent lied
about it.
1 Comments, 17 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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