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Here's the pussy 10/26/2019
Best pussy ever
2 Comments, 5 Views,
2 Votes
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Best pick up line? 10/25/2019
Comment your best pickup line?
3 Comments, 11 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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more humour 10/25/2019
An old man is walking in Amsterdam and passes a standing
at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it
a try?” "No girl, that is no longer possible for me” he replies.
Says the : "Come on, what have we got to lose,
we can give it a try!?” They both go inside. They undress and then he acts like a young man and performs
5 times in a row. "Oh my ...
1 Comments, 40 Views,
6 Votes
,4.22 Score
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G-spot 10/24/2019
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball...
<br><br>
A man will for a golf ball.
1 Comments, 8 Views,
3 Votes
,0.98 Score
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And the hits keep rolling on 10/24/2019
The wife came up me yesterday asking for some for
some new shoes.Of course, i said no and, she went off in
a right huff.Last night, feeling somewhat randy, i cuddled
up her in bed.She said, "You can get stuffed.If
you cant shoe the , you sure arent fucking riding
it"
2 Comments, 24 Views,
10 Votes
,2.99 Score
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What happens when you make it 11 points per chat? 10/24/2019
We slowly loose our patience until we can't be bothered
anymore.
1 Comments, 6 Views,
3 Votes
,2.45 Score
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What happens when you make it 11 points per chat? 10/24/2019
We slowly loose our patience until we can't be bothered
anymore.
0 Comments, 2 Views,
0 Votes
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sorry need more points 10/21/2019
points points points points points points points points.
1 Comments, 5 Views,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score
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A cheesy joke, literally 10/21/2019
Q. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in
France? <br><br>
A. There was nothing left but de Brie.
0 Comments, 3 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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whores 10/19/2019
some woman here are really whores they ask for all this from
you and want to be the biggest in here its just pussy
thats all to men
1 Comments, 14 Views,
7 Votes
,0.24 Score
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More points 10/19/2019
Q-Have you heard the one about the guy needs more points?
A-It was pointless
0 Comments, 7 Views,
6 Votes
,1.66 Score
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Must have more points 10/18/2019
Points points points and more importantly, more points
because currently pointless
0 Comments, 5 Views,
3 Votes
,2.45 Score
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points 10/16/2019
we all need points so bad this new IM what a joke
2 Comments, 12 Views,
7 Votes
,3.30 Score
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Knock 10/16/2019
Knock knock <br><br>
Who's there <br><br>
Justin <br><br>
Justin Who <br><br>
Justin in time to get some points.
2 Comments, 10 Views,
5 Votes
,1.51 Score
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points 10/14/2019
points points points points points points points.
1 Comments, 5 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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the points 10/14/2019
points points points points points points points.
1 Comments, 7 Views,
4 Votes
,3.63 Score
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points 10/13/2019
points points points points points points points points.
1 Comments, 5 Views,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score
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Points 10/12/2019
There's no point in this.
2 Comments, 9 Views,
5 Votes
,3.14 Score
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How do you know when your best best friend is vegan? 10/10/2019
Don't worry he will tell you.
3 Comments, 21 Views,
9 Votes
,2.57 Score
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bad jokes 10/9/2019
What is Jafar when he is next to you? Ja-near What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh What did the eye say to the other eye? Something between
us smells
1 Comments, 9 Views,
8 Votes
,1.86 Score
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terrible joke . . . 10/8/2019
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... It's impossible to put down!
1 Comments, 10 Views,
8 Votes
,1.86 Score
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a joke 10/8/2019
A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends.
"Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look
at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband!
He'll be so pissed if it's not ready on time."
When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge
was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg - and a can of cat food. With no time to go to the ...
1 Comments, 47 Views,
8 Votes
,3.25 Score
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Dad joke alert... 10/7/2019
Today, my asked "Can I have a mark?"
and I burst into tears. years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
1 Comments, 6 Views,
5 Votes
,1.84 Score
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Hi how is everyone doing 10/7/2019
So there a nun and a blind man. The nun gose to her room and
gets in the shower then hears a knock at the door says who
is it the. Man replied the blind man she says okay if your
blind come in so he dose and says nice tits now we're
do you want your blinds
2 Comments, 16 Views,
7 Votes
,1.00 Score
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2 guys and their dogs 10/6/2019
2 guys are out walking their dogs thru the city. They get
and the first guy suggests they stop at a restaurant
to get a bite to eat. The second guy says, "We have our
dogs, they won't let us in". First guy says "no
problem, just follow my lead". They walk up to the
restaurant and ask for a table. Hostess says "Sorry,
we don't allow dogs". First guy ...
2 Comments, 41 Views,
7 Votes
,1.51 Score
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Politics 10/5/2019
A boy asks his father: - Dad, I have to give a presentation at school, can I ask you
some questions? - Yes of course, come on, what do you want to know? - What are politics? The father reflects for a moment and then starts: - Well then, let’s take our home as an example. I am an employee,
so I earn money, so let's call me "capitalism".
Your mother is the administrator of the ...
1 Comments, 28 Views,
5 Votes
,2.16 Score
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What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? 10/4/2019
Beat it. We're closed.
1 Comments, 7 Views,
3 Votes
,1.96 Score
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Toilet humour 10/4/2019
Three ladies of a certain age are discussing problems associated
with ageing. “60 is far the worst age”, says the first.
“You feel like you’re always needing to , but in fact
there’s nothing there”. <br><br>
“That’s nothing”, says the second, “when you’re
70, your digestive system packs up. You take plenty of laxatives,
eat loads of fibre, and spend all day ...
1 Comments, 32 Views,
2 Votes
,1.04 Score
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What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? 10/1/2019
Beef strokin’ off. <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
... I'll see myself out.
2 Comments, 8 Views,
6 Votes
,3.65 Score
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More Humour 10/1/2019
Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin
when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ To ye! Aren’t
ye Mrs. Donovan And didn’t I marry ye and yer Hoosband
two years ago?’ She replied, ‘Aye, that ye did, Father.’ The Father asked, ‘And be there Any wee little ones yet?’
She replied, ‘No, not yet, Father.’ The Father said, ...
1 Comments, 34 Views,
4 Votes
,3.63 Score
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