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Squirting in self defense 1/11/2020
can squirting be taught as self defense
3 Comments, 16 Views,
6 Votes
,3.93 Score
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Knock Knock... Who's there? 1/9/2020
Points!... Points who! Do you have any because I sure dont!
1 Comments, 6 Views,
2 Votes
,1.04 Score
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Why did the chicken cross the road? 1/9/2020
Because he wasn't cooked!  Ok I just needed ...
1 Comments, 5 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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Motivation to lose weight and get fit 1/8/2020
An overweight guy signed up a special training program
that guarantees he will lose all of his weight and be fit
within a day As he walked in a 3 floor building the trainer told him, in order to complete your training you have to go through
3 stages of training Each floor has its own stage <br><br>
The trainer takes the man to the first floor and he finds
a room full of naked ...
1 Comments, 70 Views,
11 Votes
,2.61 Score
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Ass Joke 1/8/2020
If someone puts a cock up your ass and you don't feel
it, did it happen.
1 Comments, 14 Views,
8 Votes
,2.32 Score
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First video 1/7/2020
I watched my first porno the other night....damn I was young
back thrn!
0 Comments, 13 Views,
8 Votes
,3.01 Score
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classic oldie 1/7/2020
Aunt Molly went to her local grocer to buy her favorite summer
sausage to serve at the holidays. She served it as usual
but her guests complained that it just wasn't very
good. The next week back at the shop she asked the butcher
what's with the sausage , it just wasn't as good
as it had always been. He told her " at this time it was
hard to make both ends meat !
1 Comments, 37 Views,
10 Votes
,2.59 Score
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Mono or stereo? 1/6/2020
For earsex? You like both ears? Or just they should change
hetero and homo to monosexual and stereosexual, but audiosex
it would pertain better, thanks!
1 Comments, 11 Views,
7 Votes
,0.75 Score
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Wish I had unlimited points.. 1/6/2020
Thats notta joke..
1 Comments, 7 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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Two gay guys 1/5/2020
TWo gay guys walking past a funeral home. One guy asks the
the other guy .....want to go in for a cold one?
1 Comments, 14 Views,
6 Votes
,2.23 Score
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4 the points 1/5/2020
Need the points
1 Comments, 10 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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what do you call a zebra with no legs 1/4/2020
a Savannah sandwich.
1 Comments, 11 Views,
8 Votes
,0.93 Score
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how many fucks can a wood chuck fuck? 1/4/2020
about 1 or 2 id guess.
3 Comments, 11 Views,
6 Votes
,1.66 Score
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Doctor visit 1/4/2020
Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient,
I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating.
The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.
1 Comments, 15 Views,
7 Votes
,2.53 Score
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Doctor visit 1/4/2020
Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient,
I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating.
The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.
1 Comments, 12 Views,
6 Votes
,0.23 Score
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A Joke 1/2/2020
I was accused of getting some on the side. I said it has been
so long since I had any. I didn't know they had moved
it.
2 Comments, 18 Views,
8 Votes
,2.09 Score
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Timbuktu 1/1/2020
The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists:
a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given
a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come
up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were
given was Timbuktu. First recite his poem was the Yale
graduate. He stepped the microphone and said: <br><br>
Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a ...
1 Comments, 47 Views,
7 Votes
,2.53 Score
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Sex Computer 1/1/2020
What’s the difference between a woman and a computer?
Computers don’t laugh at 3.5″ floppies
1 Comments, 8 Views,
6 Votes
,1.66 Score
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Why don't vegan girls moan during sex? 12/31/2019
Because they don't want to admit that a piece of meat
gave them such pleasure.
1 Comments, 8 Views,
2 Votes
,1.73 Score
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Jelly and Jam 12/31/2019
What is difference between jelly and jam? <br><br>
Answer: You cant jelly a cock down someone's throat.
2 Comments, 15 Views,
7 Votes
,2.53 Score
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What’s harder 12/29/2019
Lol so what’s harder to get points or pussy 😂😂😂🤦🏿♂️
2 Comments, 23 Views,
13 Votes
,3.98 Score
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Jokes get chicks 12/27/2019
All girls love a funny guy so starting joking and get screwing
1 Comments, 10 Views,
8 Votes
,3.71 Score
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snail buys a car 12/22/2019
So a snail is at a car dealership looking to by a car and the
dealer shows him several models before the snail sees nice
used BMW he likes. Of course the snail barter over price
and the snail finally saids, "Ok I will buy the car,
but on one condition, you need to paint and 'S'
on the doors." Dealer asks, "why do you want
me to paint an "S" on the door?' Snail ...
1 Comments, 35 Views,
12 Votes
,4.04 Score
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This site, does it count as a joke? 12/21/2019
they keep increasing points left and right making it nearly
impossible . other options is and they
and $240/year ! lol GTFO !!
1 Comments, 19 Views,
13 Votes
,3.81 Score
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For the points 12/20/2019
Just here for the points, vote so you can get some too lol
1 Comments, 7 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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Xmas classic joke 12/17/2019
What is the difference between a snowman & a snow woman?
...
3 Comments, 58 Views,
16 Votes
,2.69 Score
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Knock Knock ... Whos There? 12/15/2019
Points.. Points who.. I need points!
1 Comments, 9 Views,
3 Votes
,1.47 Score
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Points 12/10/2019
I could use a few.
1 Comments, 9 Views,
7 Votes
,1.00 Score
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Hilarious 12/7/2019
I asked the wife why she married me. She said "It's
'cos you are so funny". I said, "Oh, I thought
it was 'cos I was great in bed". "See"
she replied, "You're fuckin hilarious"......
3 Comments, 40 Views,
22 Votes
,3.49 Score
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Standard member 12/5/2019
magazine article
4 Comments, 24 Views,
12 Votes
,2.09 Score
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