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What's the difference between a rock and a dead ? 5/1/2020
You can't fuck a rock, !
1 Comments, 31 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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Pub 4/21/2020
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman all walk into a pub
<br><br>
Those were the days.......
0 Comments, 96 Views,
5 Votes
,4.77 Score
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Addiction 4/19/2020
I used to be addicted to the HOKEY POKEY..............but
I turned myself around.
2 Comments, 26 Views,
3 Votes
,2.45 Score
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Physics 4/7/2020
A neutron walks into a bar and asks. How much for a beer? The
bartender says...for you, no charge.
3 Comments, 28 Views,
7 Votes
,4.82 Score
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Physics 4/7/2020
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer the
bartender says for you....no charge.
1 Comments, 21 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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people in a bar / Club 3/24/2020
in a club / bar / on this site ... ALL people.... LGBT ++ . Straight
. BI. ... Single / married are like shots of alcohol .. <br><br>
. Everyone is looking for the best ... { LICKER } Liqueur .
 >>! happym; happyf;
2 Comments, 18 Views,
3 Votes
,1.96 Score
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parachute school 3/9/2020
a man comes home from army parachute . his friends
all asked if he made and jumps yet and he said sure have. they
asked if it was hard to jump that first time. he said it was very much. said he drifting farther and farther
to the back of the line. then at last it was just him and a giant
of a sgt. he yelled for me to jump and I just stood there shaking.
he then said if I didnt jump he was going ...
4 Comments, 250 Views,
14 Votes
,5.86 Score
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little girls....... 2/23/2020
why do little girls their eyes in the morning? <br><br>
because they dont have balls to scratch
3 Comments, 43 Views,
11 Votes
,4.10 Score
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Storm Dennis 2/16/2020
I wouldn't say it's windy today but my wheelie
bin has been sent for a speed awareness course on Tuesday
2 Comments, 17 Views,
4 Votes
,4.41 Score
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TOO MUCH TO DRINK 2/13/2020
After sitting at the bar all afternoon and drinking way
too much, the bartender told him that he could not serve
him anymore. After a brief rebuttal the man reluctantly
left. A short time later the man came in the back door and
seated himself at the bar. Quickly the bartender came down
and told him, No more for you. I told you that you must leave.
Once more after a brief argument the man left. It ...
5 Comments, 176 Views,
11 Votes
,4.29 Score
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Husband bring home flowers. 2/9/2020
A husband coming home with a dozen roses for his wife. She
says "I guess I you want me to open my legs now."
He replies "Don't you have a vase?"
2 Comments, 25 Views,
5 Votes
,2.82 Score
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Penis size 2/9/2020
You know someone once asked how big I was. I replied well
I'm only 2"s............ Off the floor
1 Comments, 43 Views,
5 Votes
,1.51 Score
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points 2/4/2020
whats the hardest thing on this site? getting
5 Comments, 38 Views,
11 Votes
,0.92 Score
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Tooth Brush 2/1/2020
How do we know the tooth brush was invented by a Hillbilly
? <br><br>
. Because if anyone else had invented it ....it would be a
teeth brush
1 Comments, 18 Views,
11 Votes
,1.30 Score
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The difference between a wife & a girlfriend 2/1/2020
Q: What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend
? <br><br>
A: About 40 lbs <br><br>
Second A:Girlfriend takes part of your ....If you
divorce , wife takes it all
1 Comments, 53 Views,
10 Votes
,1.00 Score
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No need to swear! 1/27/2020
What do we want? A cure for Tourette's, When do we want it? 'C**T'!!
1 Comments, 22 Views,
11 Votes
,3.35 Score
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upset blonde 1/24/2020
sat next a blonde at the bar, she was sobbing , i ask why
she was sobbing she said she had 3 sister but her brother had 4!
4 Comments, 51 Views,
10 Votes
,1.19 Score
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girl scouts 1/24/2020
What is the difference between a girl scout and a pigmy?
<br><br>
A pigmy is a cunning little runt. A girl scout is a running
little ?
2 Comments, 35 Views,
12 Votes
,2.62 Score
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Joking 1/23/2020
Jokes for points
1 Comments, 9 Views,
6 Votes
,3.08 Score
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test jokers 1/22/2020
point rewards test
2 Comments, 11 Views,
8 Votes
,2.55 Score
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these days ;) 1/21/2020
1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
1: "As if." 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." 1: "I don't have a sister." 2: "You will in about nine months."
1 Comments, 26 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 1/20/2020
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmxxxxxxxxxxx
2 Comments, 16 Views,
8 Votes
,0.47 Score
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This site 1/19/2020
That’s the joke <br><br>
Posting for
1 Comments, 14 Views,
9 Votes
,2.78 Score
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jimmy and his cat 1/17/2020
At School, the teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at
school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because
I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that p*ssy
once Jimmy leaves for school today!’”
1 Comments, 36 Views,
13 Votes
,3.48 Score
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Points 1/16/2020
Yup, just one of those I need points posts
1 Comments, 12 Views,
8 Votes
,4.41 Score
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Funny 1/15/2020
A man and a woman started have in the middle of a dark
forest. After about minutes, the man finally gets up
and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!"
The woman says, " too, you've been eating grass
for the past minutes!"
2 Comments, 31 Views,
13 Votes
,2.30 Score
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cave man pussy 1/15/2020
why did cave men drag their women around by their hair? <br><br>
they learned the hard what that if they dragged them by their
feet that the pussy would fill up with dirt
1 Comments, 34 Views,
13 Votes
,2.47 Score
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Christmas 1/14/2020
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny
passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her
body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several
times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning.
When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took ...
3 Comments, 107 Views,
9 Votes
,3.00 Score
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joke toke 1/13/2020
two rabies walk into a bar
1 Comments, 44 Views,
8 Votes
,1.86 Score
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I trhought you were my wife ! 1/13/2020
A man drunk as a skunk walked into a bar and, after staring
for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked
over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling
her.
She jumped up and slapped him silly.
He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm
sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like
her."
"Why you drunken, worthless, ...
13 Comments, 256 Views,
34 Votes
,5.04 Score
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