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Doctor Who 1/1/2018
There was a soldier in Nam that was famous for his socializing.
After about a year, he noticed a problem with his friend
and went in for a checkup. They had never seen anything quite
like the problem he had, but treated him with the usual meds
for social diseases. After the usual amount of time, they
noticed that the problem had not g away, but had gotten
worse. They decided to send him to a ...
0 Comments, 69 Views,
11 Votes
,3.17 Score
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Frank and Wally 12/29/2017
Two hobos, Frank and Wally were walking through the rail
yard one morning when Frank said "Yesterday was a
lucky day for me. I found a $20 bill laying on the ground by
the tracks." Then Wally said "That is lucky but not near as lucky
as I was last week. I was walking down the tracks and saw a
woman tied to the tracks. So of course, I untied her and then
we proceeded to make love ...
4 Comments, 93 Views,
20 Votes
,3.64 Score
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Sex at 79 12/28/2017
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that
I can have sex at 79. I'm so happy, because I live at number
71. So it's not too far to walk home afterwards. And it's even on the same side of the street. I don't
even have to cross the road!
0 Comments, 31 Views,
13 Votes
,2.98 Score
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Senior Dating 12/27/2017
Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are
talking: <br><br>
Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for
a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted
to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."
<br><br>
Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment
punctually at 7 pm, dressed like such a gentleman ...
1 Comments, 75 Views,
13 Votes
,2.98 Score
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why did the chicken cross the playground... 12/27/2017
to get to the other slide....lololol
1 Comments, 18 Views,
10 Votes
,1.39 Score
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Stop Masturbating 12/25/2017
A man is at the optometrist getting his eyes checked. "You need to stop masturbating so much, " the
optometrist says. "Why?" asks the man. "Is it going to make
me go blind?" The optometrist looks around and says "no, but it's
making the other patients very uncomfortable."
1 Comments, 45 Views,
20 Votes
,5.55 Score
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Little Sally 12/25/2017
Little Sally came home from school with a proud smile on
her face. She told her mom, "Frankie Brown showed me his willy
today." Before mom could raise a concern sally said, "It reminded
me of a peanut..." With a secret smile mom asked, "Was it really small?"
Sally replied, "No... really salty!
2 Comments, 49 Views,
19 Votes
,6.03 Score
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pregnancy success 12/25/2017
Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many
times you got fucked to achieve it!!
1 Comments, 29 Views,
13 Votes
,5.16 Score
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magic dildo 12/19/2017
One day a sexually unsatisfied wife went into a porn store.
She told that man behind the counter that her husband just
couldn't get her to orgasm and wans't very pleasing
at all. The man suggested toys, dildos, and viberators. Apparently
she had already tried all those things and they still didn't
work. The man went to the back of the store and came back holding
an old wooden box. ...
1 Comments, 90 Views,
17 Votes
,4.40 Score
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SNOW!! 12/15/2017
What do you a snowman in the Sahara ...
1 Comments, 52 Views,
8 Votes
,2.78 Score
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Medieval Times 12/13/2017
In days of old When knight were bold And rubbers weren't invented. They stuck a sock Around their cock And babies were prevented.!
4 Comments, 46 Views,
14 Votes
,2.66 Score
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Old lady in a pawn shop 12/11/2017
So there's this old lady visiting a pawn shop looking
for antiques. As she is walking around there's a parrot
at the front desk that keeps mouthing off at her, calling
her a cunt and an old bitch, etc. After 4 or 5 times walking
by and being offended, she asks the clerk how much for the
parrot. Shocked, the clerk warns her that the previous
owner had taught the bird pretty much only ...
1 Comments, 84 Views,
12 Votes
,3.68 Score
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Mickey/Minnie divorce 12/10/2017
Mickey and Minnie are sitting in divorce court. The judge
is flipping through the paperwork and says: "Mickey,
I don't usually ask questions like this but you guys
are such a high profile couple, I have to know; it says here
that you're divorcing Minnie because she's weird.
Can you explain?" Mickey looks up at the judge and says: I didn't say she
was weird, I said ...
0 Comments, 60 Views,
12 Votes
,4.92 Score
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What's the difference.... 12/10/2017
Q:What's the difference between three cocks and a
joke? A:Your mom can't take a joke!
1 Comments, 11 Views,
3 Votes
,3.43 Score
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Good Jokes or bad 12/10/2017
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball <br><br>
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed. <br><br>
Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor. <br><br>
Why does ...
1 Comments, 23 Views,
4 Votes
,4.02 Score
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Good Jokes or bad 12/10/2017
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball <br><br>
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed. <br><br>
Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor. <br><br>
Why does ...
1 Comments, 9 Views,
3 Votes
,1.47 Score
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The Board Meeting 12/7/2017
All the members of the company's Board of Directors
were ed into the Chairman's office, after
another, until only Ted, the junior member, was left sitting
outside.Finally it was his turn to be summd. Ted entered
the office to find the Chairman and the other Directors
seated at the far end of the boardroom table.Ted was instructed
to stand at the other end of the table, which he did. ...
1 Comments, 81 Views,
12 Votes
,4.04 Score
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pen 12/1/2017
As a nurse working in a busy hospital I am always losing my
pens. I got into the habit of sticking pens behind my ear
so I didn't lose them as quickly. day I reached up
for my pen and lo and behold I had a rectal thermometer behind
my ear! I nearly had a nervous breakdown when I stated, "Some
asshole has my pen!"
2 Comments, 39 Views,
11 Votes
,3.54 Score
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Postive Attitude 11/30/2017
A Navy fighter pilot during an aerial skirmish over North
Vietnam got tagged by a surface to air missile. The panel
lights up with a myriad of warning signals and s for
an immediate ejection. The pilot fighting for coniousness
manages to arm the ejection system and exits the aircraft.
Upon regaining coniousness he finds himself in a hospital’s
ICU with tubes stuck in most of his body orifices, ...
3 Comments, 109 Views,
20 Votes
,4.53 Score
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broken finger 11/30/2017
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever
I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really
hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead,
it really, really hurts." The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you
- you've broken your finger!"
0 Comments, 22 Views,
10 Votes
,2.79 Score
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adult jokes 11/24/2017
Adults jokes create a gud humur and if you are telling these
dirty jokes to a girl some times they feel very shy or sometime
very bold what they think internaly or they also want to listen these type of jokes ?
1 Comments, 18 Views,
8 Votes
,2.55 Score
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funny 11/20/2017
what did the banana say to the vibatior why are you shaking
shrs going to eat me
1 Comments, 15 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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Political Correctness For Men 11/20/2017
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading
America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians
will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'
<br><br>
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. <br><br>
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: <br><br>
1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed
a ...
1 Comments, 48 Views,
13 Votes
,3.81 Score
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Old Couple 11/20/2017
A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering
things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're
physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them
remember Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up
from his chair 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?'
he asks. 'Will you get me a bowl of ...
2 Comments, 87 Views,
10 Votes
,3.19 Score
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Two Women 11/19/2017
1st woman: Hi! Wanda. <br><br>
2nd woman: Hi! Teri. How'd you die? <br><br>
1st woman: I froze to death.. <br><br>
2nd woman: How horrible! <br><br>
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died
a peaceful death. What about you? <br><br>
2nd woman: I died of a ...
2 Comments, 74 Views,
8 Votes
,4.41 Score
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Frustrated Wife 11/19/2017
The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he
had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was
getting frustrated. The doc checked the man's blood
pressure and other vitals, then after a thorough examination
said he wanted to check with the wife. <br><br>
He took her to another cubicle and asked her to disrobe.
Then he told her to turn all the way around ...
3 Comments, 102 Views,
12 Votes
,3.15 Score
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The other day... 11/15/2017
...My girlfriends dad asked me what I did. Apparently,
"your " wasn't the right answer.
1 Comments, 20 Views,
9 Votes
,4.28 Score
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the potato 11/14/2017
2 women where picking potatos from a field as one lady picked
up a realy big potato and said 2 the other look this looks
like my hubbies balls and the other lady says is it that big
and the other lady says noooooo its that dirty 
1 Comments, 29 Views,
7 Votes
,2.53 Score
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life 11/12/2017
having a good time and getting to meet someone just breaking
a smile can change everything from joking to letting your
partner of someone you meet get comforble with you. woman
like it when a men smile they feel comfort and fun. when you
first meet someone always smile and always find something
to talk it could be anything dont be a boring person because
that will make her feel that your just ...
3 Comments, 27 Views,
6 Votes
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the menu 11/8/2017
a man had a house and he made it in a house he opens up
4 work, a man comes in the the place and he reads the menu,
blow job on all 4s 50$ bj standing up 100$ bj on the floor 200$
ok he says he reads on from the ass on all 4s 50$ from the ass
standing up 100$ from the ass on the floor 200$ as he reads
the menu he calls the guy that has the house over and
tells him i see in the menu u have bj ...
3 Comments, 77 Views,
11 Votes
,1.86 Score
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