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good ole days!! 4/12/2018
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down
to the docks once more for old time's sake. He hires
a and takes her up to the room. He's going
at it as best as he can for a guy his age and asks, "How
am I doing?" <br><br> The says, "Well, sailor, you're
doing about knots." <br><br> "How's that?" he asks. ...
1 Comments, 47 Views,
4 Votes
,4.02 Score
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Joke 4/9/2018
Q. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? <br><br>
A. Because he just couldn't see himself doing it.
1 Comments, 20 Views,
13 Votes
,1.30 Score
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Random post don’t read 4/8/2018
Rabble babble hctvdhdd. Tvthg fr h h g e h f g g h he g hhh g
1 Comments, 17 Views,
11 Votes
,1.30 Score
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guess the jokes!!! 4/1/2018
whats worse than finding a worm in ur apple?  amp; Finding a snake!!! <br><br>
who was the roundest knight at the banquet?  Sir "CUM"frence !!! <br><br>
working for a drogon is cool! unless... u get Fired!!! what did round tess say to larger tickles? <br><br>
we are a giant tesstickles... (testicals)
1 Comments, 24 Views,
15 Votes
,1.45 Score
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A priest gets pulled over for a DUI 3/29/2018
A priest gets pulled over for a DUI check. The police officer
can smell the wine on the priest, and he even sees an open
bottle of red wine sitting next to the drive. When asked
If he had been drinking, the priest said "Only water,
officer." With that the police officer pointed at
the open bottle. After looking at the near empty bottle
of wine the priest smiled and said "Oh my ...
3 Comments, 60 Views,
9 Votes
,4.28 Score
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mike 3/29/2018
Little mike was sitting on a park bench munching away from a big box of chocolates. <br><br>
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An older man, sitting on the bench across the way, says "Y'know,
, if you keep eating those chocolates that way you're
going to get fat, and acne, and bad teeth". <br><br>
<br><br>
Little mike says "Y'know, sir, my ...
2 Comments, 58 Views,
7 Votes
,3.04 Score
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breast 3/26/2018
how much calcium is there in woman's breasts? <br><br>
answer: its enough to help a man's boneless thing stand
up!!!
1 Comments, 13 Views,
9 Votes
,3.00 Score
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Frenchman, Italian and Irishman 3/16/2018
Sitting around a table in the pub the Italian says. You know
what, when I make love to my wife and she climaxes she raises
her body one foot off the bed. The Frenchman says, thats
nothing when I make love to my girlfriend and she orgasms
her body rises three feet off the bed. Scratching his head
the Irishman says thats nothing, when I finish making love
to my wife I wipe my dick on the curtains ...
1 Comments, 55 Views,
16 Votes
,3.42 Score
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Learn to Laugh 3/14/2018
People honestly need to have a sense of humor to get through
life. This is me just ranting but i find humor in anything
(sometimes dark humor) but honestly laughing is one of
the healthiest things for you. telling a good joke is a little
trickey though. a good joke can setup the mood and conversation
for the rest of the night or relationship.
0 Comments, 24 Views,
10 Votes
,2.59 Score
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Jokes 3/13/2018
How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging? Take away its credit card!!
1 Comments, 19 Views,
16 Votes
,1.80 Score
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Couple swap 3/12/2018
John and Ted went away for the weekend with their wives.
After a night of partying, John and Ted diuss swapping
wives for the night. John really liked the idea because
his wife was on her period. They agree to it and decide they
will tell each other it the next morning how it went by tapping
their spoon on their cup for each time they have sex <br><br>
At breakfast the next day, John ...
1 Comments, 78 Views,
13 Votes
,2.14 Score
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Lol 3/4/2018
Why don't you give Elsa balloons? <br><br>
She will "let em go"
1 Comments, 25 Views,
12 Votes
,2.80 Score
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passion junk mail, spam, and scams 3/2/2018
I love this website as a fun place, but talk about jokes:
How about all of the lying messages, fakeprofiles, and
scams that we all receive here. They need their own name.
I am sure that most of you get more of it than I do, and I get
a lot. Vulgarity comes to my mind immediately, but there has got to be a better name for this. Does anyone
have a catchy name they want to share? No one has ...
2 Comments, 55 Views,
10 Votes
,3.19 Score
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fmf threesomes 2/26/2018
Have you read the new book "FMF Threesomes ...by Sharon
Dick
1 Comments, 36 Views,
17 Votes
,4.54 Score
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Olympic Spirit 2/17/2018
Happy sporting husband brings Olympic medals home, and
proudly says to wife , "I'm getting a gold again
tonight ". She says "Go for the silver and come second for a change
"
1 Comments, 41 Views,
23 Votes
,5.23 Score
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Athlete of the Year 2/17/2018
Not really a joke.. but it really is.. <br><br>
Did you hear about this athlete? <br><br>
He was so fast he won first and third place in a jack off contest!!! <br><br>
Lol. [ had to be a young man ]...
0 Comments, 25 Views,
10 Votes
,3.19 Score
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Is necessary to be an extrovert person in a first date? 2/17/2018
Many people think that to be extrovert o fanny is a good way
for impress your crush, I think it´s just about your personality.
Not its necessary make joks or yes? <br><br>
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<br><br>
What do you think about this importan aspect? ...
0 Comments, 23 Views,
13 Votes
,2.30 Score
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Dumb Blond Men 2/12/2018
A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did
you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do...it's
for dry hair, and I've already wet mine." ----------------------- A blonde man sees a letter lying on his doormat. It says on
the envelope "DO NOT BEND." He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick
it up. ...
2 Comments, 57 Views,
16 Votes
,4.45 Score
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Pussy fart 2/12/2018
What is a man's first thought while he's having
sex with who ever they're doing it with and hear her
pussy fart. Do you stay serious and keep going on. Laugh
and joke a little about it. Cause when I first heard it the
girl was embarrassed and I teased her about it
0 Comments, 20 Views,
7 Votes
,2.53 Score
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sex kitten vs. a bear 2/12/2018
Long time ago. I was having a relationship with someone
I shouldn't, so we were sneaking around. We were staying
at a friend's place in Colorado, very cool, rustic,
fireplaces, make-sure-the doors-are-locked because-there-are-bears
kind of place. We were sleeping in separate bedrooms, but
in the middle of the night I decide, very unusually for me,
to be naughty. So I pschye myself into ...
0 Comments, 68 Views,
11 Votes
,1.30 Score
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cancer and trumpets 2/12/2018
one diseases asks to another "im a capricorn, what
r u?" <br><br>
..."cancer" says the other <br><br>
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some girls starts blowing air into a guys di*k during a bj
<br><br>
"what r u doing!" he yells <br><br> ...
0 Comments, 29 Views,
10 Votes
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i need a eye patch 2/11/2018
I was doing missionary with my ex while in high school. We
were in the gym and I was so turned on I pulled out and blasted
in my own eye. I turned around because my girlfriend had
this terrified look of embarrassment on her face only to
stare into the angry face of her gym teacher while the spooge
dripped down my eye onto my lip. Yeah that was a great day....
1 Comments, 33 Views,
8 Votes
,2.78 Score
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Talking Pussy 2/11/2018
Do You Know How To Make a Pussy Talk ????? <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
Put a Tongue In It !!!!!
1 Comments, 24 Views,
12 Votes
,4.04 Score
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Birds and Bees 2/9/2018
A father asked his 10-year old if he knew about the birds
and the bees. <br><br>
“I don’t want to know, ” the said, bursting
into tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me.” <br><br>
Confused the father asked what was wrong. <br><br>
The boy sobbed. “When I was six, I got the “there’s
no Easter Bunny speech. At seven, I got the “there’s ...
1 Comments, 51 Views,
10 Votes
,5.38 Score
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Do You Golf? 2/3/2018
A Minister, a Bishop and a Rabbi were playing golf, when
one of the caddys asked a question that got them thinking and how to respond.
"How do you decide what to give and what to keep....
? <br><br>
They answered this way it is the 10 / 10 / 100 percent rule...
This caused a big debate on how to apply it.... The Bishop
said I draw a circle inside a circle and stand outside this ...
1 Comments, 59 Views,
6 Votes
,2.51 Score
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Girlfiends parents 2/2/2018
A young lad sees an ad in the paper for bike. He goes and has
a look. Its about 10 old but is in perfect condition.
The boy asks the seller how do you keep the crome so clean.
The seller says 'Always put vasoline on it before it
rains'. The boy buys the bike and is as pleased as punch.
That night he goes over to see his new girlfriend and meets
her parents for the first time. His ...
0 Comments, 95 Views,
17 Votes
,5.95 Score
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Irish Priest at Confessional 2/2/2018
Father O'Reilly always gave Confession and Father
O'Malley would take the service. This went on for years
until one Sunday Father O'Reilly fell ill and could
not do the normal Sunday Confessional. Father O'Malley
being a total novice at confessional asked Father O'Reilly
what he should say. 'Don't Worry' said Father
O' Reilly I wll write down all the sins and ...
1 Comments, 65 Views,
11 Votes
,4.66 Score
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Bath Night 2/1/2018
A couple living in a small Minnesota town take on an 18-year-old
girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the
woman of the house told her they didn't have a bathroom
as such but she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. <br><br>
"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes
out to bowl, " the woman said. <br><br>
So the young girl ...
1 Comments, 79 Views,
13 Votes
,5.66 Score
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Little Sally 1/29/2018
Little Sally came home from school with a proud smile on
her face. She told her mom, "Frankie Brown showed me his willy
today." Before mom could raise a concern sally said, "It reminded
me of a peanut..." With a secret smile mom asked, "Was it really small?"
Sally replied, "No... really salty!
2 Comments, 49 Views,
19 Votes
,6.03 Score
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Pretty funny 1/27/2018
A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket
and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" <br><br>
The woman looked puzzled. "Why do you want to talk
to me?" she asked. <br><br>
"Because every time I talk to a woman with beautiful
tits like yours, my wife appears out of ...
4 Comments, 60 Views,
15 Votes
,4.36 Score
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