solice_fred 63 M
3  Articles‚ Score 7.1
Standard member   12/8/2019

magazine article


3 Comments, 17 Views, 9 Votes ,2.36 Score
Curious2014z2015 52 M
6  Articles‚ Score 3.1
Hilarious   12/7/2019

I asked the wife why she married me. She said "It's 'cos you are so funny". I said, "Oh, I thought it was 'cos I was great in bed". "See" she replied, "You're fuckin hilarious"......


1 Comments, 7 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
soc_solice 27 M
2  Articles‚ Score 7.2
Paid member   12/5/2019

magazine article member


1 Comments, 10 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger   12/4/2019

Then it hit me


1 Comments, 4 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?   12/3/2019

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.


1 Comments, 17 Views, 12 Votes ,3.15 Score
dicappstally 29 M
4  Articles
Fav kind of blowjobs   12/1/2019

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold onto your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.


1 Comments, 8 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
Cl17licker 38 M
5  Articles
Knock knock   11/30/2019

Points


3 Comments, 10 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
Pleasure_KingXXX 39 M
3  Articles‚ Score 3.5
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?   11/28/2019

Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.


2 Comments, 11 Views, 6 Votes ,3.37 Score
gso1987bbc 32 M
5  Articles‚ Score 2.8
when an otter needs personal space   11/27/2019

get otter here.


0 Comments, 8 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
gso1987bbc 32 M
5  Articles‚ Score 2.8
fish oppinion   11/27/2019

let minnow what you think


0 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
gso1987bbc 32 M
5  Articles‚ Score 2.8
car animal   11/27/2019

what do you call an animal you keep in your car? a carpet.


1 Comments, 6 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
Little Johnny Returns   11/25/2019

The teacher asked the class to use the ‘fascinate’ in a sentence. <br><br> Molly put up her hand and said “My family went to granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.” <br><br> The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’, not “fascinating” <br><br> Sally raised her hand. She said, ...


1 Comments, 29 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score
sissy_seeks_ownr 38 M
5  Articles
this is a joke   11/21/2019

a man walks upto another and says i want your ciggy, he hands him his ciggy and walks away.


1 Comments, 27 Views, 12 Votes ,0.15 Score
dicappstally 29 M
4  Articles
Old but still good   11/18/2019

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"


0 Comments, 22 Views, 11 Votes ,3.92 Score
A Blonde Joke   11/18/2019

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... he finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' <br><br> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. <br><br> In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before ...


1 Comments, 35 Views, 7 Votes ,4.06 Score
rm_Bicurman431 38 M
7  Articles‚ Score 10.5
Points   11/17/2019

Just here for points.....


0 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
NSA_1469 35 M
1  Article
Knock knock   11/12/2019

Knock Knock 's there? Orange Orange ? Orange you going let Me in so I can Eat you ?!l


0 Comments, 11 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 11.8
A Joke   11/12/2019

My mate broke his leg so I went see him at home. “How are you mate?” “Yeah I’m okay. But do me a favour mate. Go fetch my slippers from upstairs. My feet are freezing.” I went upstairs and found his gorgeous 19 year old daughters lying naked on the bed. I said “Your dad’s sent up here have sex with both of you. They respond “Get away with ya... Prove it.” I shouted ...


1 Comments, 44 Views, 9 Votes ,3.00 Score
Sexual Relief   11/11/2019

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan Desert. <br><br> During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 50 men here on the post & no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. ...


1 Comments, 42 Views, 13 Votes ,2.47 Score
Avocadontknoyou 35 M
5  Articles
I have a joke   11/9/2019

Wanna hear a dirty joke?


1 Comments, 16 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
rmlookn4some14 50 C
7  Articles
HAHA   11/6/2019

Truth is something that seems to elude people when describing themselves in their profiles. I find it a particularly "dark" place when confronted with having to deal with someone's lies, half-truths or misinformation. I would like to take an opportunity now to shed some "light" on the topic in this article as a form of advice. **********Be truthful********* How ...


6 Comments, 50 Views, 21 Votes ,1.64 Score
Penis   11/5/2019

What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? <br><br> The man.


1 Comments, 24 Views, 17 Votes ,1.43 Score
Johnnybuck24 48 M
3  Articles‚ Score 0.1
old testament   11/4/2019

How does Moses make tea? He brews.


2 Comments, 14 Views, 9 Votes ,2.14 Score
BBC4fun946 44 M
6  Articles
Joke   11/3/2019

Hello Tranny FriendFinder, ever had that one person you just wanted walk up and say hey I would love fuck You? Yea ...


1 Comments, 12 Views, 5 Votes ,0.86 Score
Lesbian   11/2/2019

What do they call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br> Lick-a-lot-o-puss


1 Comments, 7 Views, 6 Votes ,1.09 Score
69davidren 50 M
7  Articles
Hair   11/1/2019

A realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. <br><br> Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” …. the smiled. <br><br> At dinner, she told her sister, “ monkey has grown hair.” Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, ...


1 Comments, 23 Views, 2 Votes ,3.81 Score
Priest   10/27/2019

What’s the difference between a catholic priest and a zit? <br><br> A zit will wait you’re before it comes on your .


1 Comments, 15 Views, 9 Votes ,1.07 Score
Dinosaur   10/27/2019

What do you a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br> Lick-a-lot-o-puss


1 Comments, 10 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
Stradolin 52 M
4  Articles
How many?   10/27/2019

How many swingers does it take screw in a light bulb? Who cares!


1 Comments, 6 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
RobDavenport 57 M
8  Articles
Doctor's wife   10/27/2019

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument over breakfast one morning. <br><br> As things got heated, the doctor shouted at his wife, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” and then he stormed out of the room and went to wor <br><br> A couple of hours later he was feeling guilty about what he’d said so he decided call his wife apologize. <br><br> ...


1 Comments, 33 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
RobDavenport 57 M
8  Articles
Threesome   10/27/2019

My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which of her friends I would choose. Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.


1 Comments, 10 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
like to meet   10/27/2019

i like to meet and around and missed around to get to know her funny side first to get her feel like open


1 Comments, 5 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
McreadyinLaf 47 M
4  Articles
The Three Cocks   10/25/2019

This is the story of The Cocks., a papa cock, a mama cock, and a tot cock. After a morning spent jacking off all over the table, they decided go for a stroll. When they returned home, Papa Cock noticed there was some shit all over the cum on his side of the table. "Hey, " Papa Cock said, "there's been an asshole over here." Mama Cock looked around, saw the shitty ...


1 Comments, 23 Views, 6 Votes ,0.80 Score
Gg1820191 19 M
3  Articles
Best pick up line?   10/25/2019

Comment your best pickup line?


2 Comments, 7 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 11.8
more humour   10/25/2019

An old man is walking in Amsterdam and passes a standing at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it a try?” "No girl, that is no longer possible for me” he replies. Says the : "Come on, what have we got to lose, we can give it a try!?” They both go inside. They undress and then he acts like a young man and performs 5 times in a row. "Oh my ...


1 Comments, 31 Views, 6 Votes ,4.22 Score
G-spot   10/24/2019

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball... <br><br> A man will for a golf ball.


1 Comments, 8 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 11.8
And the hits keep rolling on   10/24/2019

The wife came up me yesterday asking for some for some new shoes.Of course, i said no and, she went off in a right huff.Last night, feeling somewhat randy, i cuddled up her in bed.She said, "You can get stuffed.If you cant shoe the , you sure arent fucking riding it"


1 Comments, 20 Views, 10 Votes ,2.99 Score
A cheesy joke, literally   10/21/2019

Q. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? <br><br> A. There was nothing left but de Brie.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
Nuts   10/20/2019

Why does a squirrel swim on his back? <br><br> <br><br> To keep his nuts dry


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
whores   10/19/2019

some woman here are really whores they ask for all this from you and want to be the biggest in here its just pussy thats all to men


1 Comments, 13 Views, 7 Votes ,0.24 Score
roko_1970 49 M
9  Articles
More points   10/19/2019

Q-Have you heard the one about the guy needs more points? A-It was pointless


0 Comments, 7 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
roko_1970 49 M
9  Articles
Must have more points   10/18/2019

Points points points and more importantly, more points because currently pointless


0 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
points   10/16/2019

we all need points so bad this new IM what a joke


2 Comments, 12 Views, 7 Votes ,3.30 Score
SourKush25 20 M
1  Article
Points   10/12/2019

There's no point in this.


2 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
How do you know when your best best friend is vegan?   10/10/2019

Don't worry he will tell you.


3 Comments, 21 Views, 9 Votes ,2.57 Score
skylarhaley 18 M
1  Article
bad jokes   10/9/2019

What is Jafar when he is next to you? Ja-near What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh What did the eye say to the other eye? Something between us smells


1 Comments, 9 Views, 8 Votes ,1.86 Score
terrible joke . . .   10/8/2019

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... It's impossible to put down!


1 Comments, 10 Views, 8 Votes ,1.86 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 11.8
a joke   10/8/2019

A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He'll be so pissed if it's not ready on time." When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg - and a can of cat food. With no time to go to the ...


1 Comments, 42 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
Dad joke alert...   10/7/2019

Today, my asked "Can I have a mark?" and I burst into tears. years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.


1 Comments, 6 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
DaveSmith2401 24 M
2  Articles
Hi how is everyone doing   10/7/2019

So there a nun and a blind man. The nun gose to her room and gets in the shower then hears a knock at the door says who is it the. Man replied the blind man she says okay if your blind come in so he dose and says nice tits now we're do you want your blinds


2 Comments, 15 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
live4fun2018 48 M
3  Articles
2 guys and their dogs   10/6/2019

2 guys are out walking their dogs thru the city. They get and the first guy suggests they stop at a restaurant to get a bite to eat. The second guy says, "We have our dogs, they won't let us in". First guy says "no problem, just follow my lead". They walk up to the restaurant and ask for a table. Hostess says "Sorry, we don't allow dogs". First guy ...


2 Comments, 31 Views, 7 Votes ,1.51 Score
AngloSwiss_CH 72 M
2  Articles
Politics   10/5/2019

A boy asks his father: - Dad, I have to give a presentation at school, can I ask you some questions? - Yes of course, come on, what do you want to know? - What are politics? The father reflects for a moment and then starts: - Well then, let’s take our home as an example. I am an employee, so I earn money, so let's call me "capitalism". Your mother is the administrator of the ...


1 Comments, 22 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
TheLoneMan05 32 M
5  Articles
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?   10/4/2019

Beat it. We're closed.


2 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
AngloSwiss_CH 72 M
2  Articles
Toilet humour   10/4/2019

Three ladies of a certain age are discussing problems associated with ageing. “60 is far the worst age”, says the first. “You feel like you’re always needing to , but in fact there’s nothing there”. <br><br> “That’s nothing”, says the second, “when you’re 70, your digestive system packs up. You take plenty of laxatives, eat loads of fibre, and spend all day ...


0 Comments, 25 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
TheLoneMan05 32 M
5  Articles
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?   10/1/2019

Beef strokin’ off. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> ... I'll see myself out.


2 Comments, 8 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 11.8
More Humour   10/1/2019

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ To ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan And didn’t I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?’ She replied, ‘Aye, that ye did, Father.’ The Father asked, ‘And be there Any wee little ones yet?’ She replied, ‘No, not yet, Father.’ The Father said, ...


1 Comments, 27 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
whisky_69 49 T
4  Articles
limrick   9/30/2019

there was a man from bombay who made a cunt out of clay he put in his prick it hardened like a brick and tore his forskin away


1 Comments, 15 Views, 7 Votes ,0.49 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 11.8
More Humour   9/29/2019

A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $, 000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”. ‘About 32, ’ is the reply.’ ‘Nope! I’m exactly 50, ’ the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into ...


1 Comments, 32 Views, 12 Votes ,4.21 Score
Thatcher04354 60 M
1  Article
are you smuggling opiates...   9/29/2019

Him= Are you smuggling opiates in your bra? Her= No, why? Him- Because I see a "Perky Set" in there!


1 Comments, 8 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 11.8
More Humour   9/28/2019

After two weeks on a desert island with only each other for company, Bob and Geoff are getting horny. "Look, " says Bob, "Neither of us are gay, but if you pretend to be a women for me, when I'm done, I'll pretend to be a woman for you." Geoff reluctantly agrees and suffers minutes of painful humiliation as Bob fucks him up the arse. When it's over, Geoff asks Bob ...


1 Comments, 30 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
Senior Briefing   9/27/2019

On the first day at the new seniors complex, the manager addressed all the new seniors pointing out some of the rules: <br><br> "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." <br><br> He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this ...


2 Comments, 34 Views, 8 Votes ,2.55 Score
Curious2014z2015 52 M
6  Articles‚ Score 3.1
Strange Day   9/27/2019

I've had a weird day today First I found a hat full of coins Then I got chased down the road by a bloke with a guitar.....


1 Comments, 21 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
buddy98111111 50 M
10  Articles‚ Score 2.0
sex   9/21/2019

hell yes very


4 Comments, 26 Views, 15 Votes ,0.53 Score
Monday blues   9/20/2019

Blue blues


1 Comments, 23 Views, 18 Votes ,2.03 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 11.8
A Joke   9/20/2019

Justin Trudeau was reportedly very excited to be asked to address a conference on racism. <br><br> Apparently he's totally made up


2 Comments, 24 Views, 12 Votes ,1.56 Score
adventure_man01 32 M
4  Articles‚ Score 3.7
A rancher was persuaded to cross-breed his...   9/19/2019

A rancher was persuaded to cross-breed his cattle with hyenas. It was a disaster. The offspring were the laughing stock of the community!


2 Comments, 15 Views, 12 Votes ,1.39 Score
mryounghung25 31 M
3  Articles
Thomas Edison   9/16/2019

Thomas Edison was probably the first guy to fuck a girl with the lights on.


2 Comments, 19 Views, 16 Votes ,1.95 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 11.8
More Humour   9/16/2019

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine . A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, ...


2 Comments, 52 Views, 15 Votes ,3.74 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 11.8
More Humour   9/16/2019

A fledgling journalist has been sent out to an interview an elderly lady for the local rag, she has just turned 104 and still lives at home. The journo scribbles down the old lady's life story in shorthand; schooldays, war , loves, marriage, widowhood. Then he arrived at the crucial question. Journo: "Well then Edna, the $64, 000 dollar question! All our readers will want to know the ...


1 Comments, 26 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 11.8
More Humour   9/16/2019

The wife was bent over looking at something and it was to good an opportunity to miss. I pulled her knickers to one side and did what nature intended. Apparently we are banned from Walmart now .


1 Comments, 15 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
Cumtakesum 52 M
0  Articles
Mom 3some   9/13/2019

A guy is in a bar talking to a beautiful 60yr old woman things get heated up and she whispers in his ear "have you ever had a mom and 3some" the guy is thinking if she looks this good at 60 her must be amazing. So he goes home with her and as they head upstairs the woman yells " mom take off your depends and clean yourself up I brought us home a live one"


1 Comments, 25 Views, 11 Votes ,1.86 Score
No free IM's   9/12/2019

That's the joke.


1 Comments, 13 Views, 9 Votes ,0.65 Score
adventure_man01 32 M
4  Articles‚ Score 3.7
A turtle is crossing the road....   9/11/2019

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.


0 Comments, 9 Views, 4 Votes ,0.92 Score
live4fun2018 48 M
3  Articles
Hotel porn   9/10/2019

A family walks into a hotel and he father goes to the front desk to get a room. He says "I hope the porn is disabled". The guy at the desk says "We just show regular porn you sick fuck".


2 Comments, 19 Views, 12 Votes ,2.62 Score
Is the Earth really round ?????   9/9/2019

NASA lied us !!


2 Comments, 19 Views, 10 Votes
Curious2014z2015 52 M
6  Articles‚ Score 3.1
Threesome   9/9/2019

Having just passed my 50th birthday, I met an older woman in a bar the other night. She was in her late 60s, but in very good shape for her age. We got talking and flirting and she asked if I'd like to go back to hers for a "sportsman's double". "What's that ?" I said. "It's a mother and threesome". Imagining a gorgeous lady about my age, I ...


2 Comments, 31 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 11.8
More Humour   9/8/2019

A drunken Irishman is driving through the city of Dublin and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So, " says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?" "I've been to the pub, " slurs the drunk. "Well, " says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few." "I did all right, " the drunk says ...


3 Comments, 63 Views, 13 Votes ,2.98 Score
pjfriendly082 42 M
3  Articles
When its an appropriate time to Joke about...   9/8/2019

When have you been able to joke about things with your partner. Some of the short-cummins or long cummings etc. with your partner? Have you been able to hold your tongue until there was open air where you could share and accept your partners critiques? Have you been with other couples where you enjoyed things but maybe said something a bit too much? Then had to walk it back.


1 Comments, 18 Views, 8 Votes ,0.70 Score
CTAfternoonFun 55 M
5  Articles
The biggest Vagina   9/7/2019

Three women are sitting at a bar arguing over who has the biggest vagina. <br><br> “The first girl says, ‘My boyfriend can fit a whole fist up there.’ The second girl says, ‘Ha, my boyfriend can fit two fists and a foot.’ The third girl just smiles as she slides down the bar stool.”


1 Comments, 34 Views, 14 Votes ,1.70 Score
CTAfternoonFun 55 M
5  Articles
Doctor Viisit   9/7/2019

A guy is sitting at the doctor’s office. The doctor walks in and says, “I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.” <br><br> “I don’t understand, doc, ” the patient says. “Why?” <br><br> “Because, ” the doctor says. “I’m trying to examine you.”


0 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
gigelo2007 31 M
5  Articles
A boy   9/6/2019

A little boy and his friends are being called bastards and bitches by bullies at school. The boy goes home and asks, "Dad, what are bastards and bitches?" And his dad replies, "Bitches are ladies and bastards are gentlemen." Then the boy goes upstairs to see his mom. As he enters the room, he accidentally drops a perfume bottle, and his mom says, "Shit!" "Mom, ...


1 Comments, 28 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 11.8
More Humour   9/4/2019

Last night my wife wore a police uniform in bed and said, "you've been arrested for being good in bed!" <br><br> 90 seconds later the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence...


1 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 11.8
More Humour   9/2/2019

Dave woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his old lady put some coffee in front of him. “Louise, ” he moaned, “tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?” “Even worse, ” she said, her ...


2 Comments, 51 Views, 10 Votes ,4.98 Score
What in the difference-   9/2/2019

Between a lollipop and a sucker?


2 Comments, 20 Views, 3 Votes ,0.49 Score
parmakr62 42 M
4  Articles
Pharmacist joke   8/31/2019

"Being a pharmacist is great because you're kind of a doctor, but also a cashier." -Dave Attell


1 Comments, 8 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 11.8
More Humour   8/27/2019

A is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her walks in. “, where do babies come from?” The thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The looks puzzled so the continues, “ means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. ’s how you get a ...


1 Comments, 21 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 11.8
More Humour   8/26/2019

One the first teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her . She came to the part of the story where the first was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...and so the went up to the man with the wheel barrow full of straw and said, "Pardon sir, but may I have some of straw to build my house?" The teacher paused then asked the ...


3 Comments, 52 Views, 11 Votes ,3.73 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 11.8
more humour   8/24/2019

In a recent survey 100 women were asked what shower soap they preferred . 99 percent of the women replied "Get out of the shower you pervert"


1 Comments, 14 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 11.8
More Humour   8/24/2019

I came home from the pub last night and the wife said to me "What time do you call this"? 56 years of age and still cant tell the time ....


1 Comments, 19 Views, 8 Votes ,2.78 Score
boxing_the_stars 41 M
4  Articles
Divorce!   8/24/2019

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my . I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she ...


1 Comments, 36 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 11.8
More Humour   8/17/2019

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?' George replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes ...


2 Comments, 38 Views, 11 Votes ,2.61 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 11.8
More Humour   8/17/2019

A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes to darts, " she said. The agreed to have a bath the following Monday. After her husband had gone to the ...


1 Comments, 42 Views, 13 Votes ,2.64 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 11.8
Humour   8/10/2019

My german girlfriend likes to my sexual performances on a scale of 1-. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done....


1 Comments, 24 Views, 5 Votes ,4.45 Score
bendoon1 63 M
47  Articles‚ Score 11.8
Humour   8/10/2019

3 Irishmen in a bar. Murphy says "My local's better than this. In my local, you 2 drinks and the 3rd's free" Mick says, "Well in my local you 1 drink you get the 2nd free" Paddy says, "That's nothin'. In my local you the 1st drink, then the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th & 7th are free. Then you go to the back and get a shag. "WOW, " says the ...


2 Comments, 50 Views, 12 Votes ,4.57 Score
Chicken Licken   8/9/2019

Why did the chicken cross the playground...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... To get to the other slide.


1 Comments, 10 Views, 5 Votes ,3.47 Score
Impossible to Put a Worm into Its Hole   8/8/2019

After a good summer rain, young Johnny was playing in his grandparent's yard and noticed the worms had come out. He was trying to push the worm back into its wormhole. His grandfather saw this effort and told him that putting the worm back into the hle is impossible. <br><br> Johnny bet his grandfather that he could do it for ten dollars. His grandfather laughed and took the ...


1 Comments, 43 Views, 9 Votes ,1.50 Score
Trapper69 62 G
18  Articles‚ Score 23.7
The biggest joke   8/8/2019

The biggest joke is how so many people bitch and complain about points, the IM, and this website. Most are non members......but they stay here rather than move on. Maybe they just love to complain about everything?


1 Comments, 10 Views, 7 Votes ,2.02 Score
ChrisMcd1993 26 M
2  Articles
What black women like?   8/7/2019

Do bigger black women enjoy the tall, white, and skinny boys or do they just chase after anything that will give them the sex which they seek?


1 Comments, 12 Views, 4 Votes ,1.69 Score
Cheesy joke   8/7/2019

Did you hear about the explosion in the French cheese factory?..... <br><br> There was DeBrie everywhere!


0 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
Dad Jokes Pt. 2   8/6/2019

If a refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?


1 Comments, 10 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
JackMcGak 37 M
2  Articles
Classic mistake   8/5/2019

A guy walks into his home with chicken under his arm. His wife is standing there. <br><br> Man says “Well this is the pig I’m fucking.” Wife says “Honey, that’s not a pig under your arm. It’s a chicken.” Man says “I wasn’t talking to you.”


3 Comments, 21 Views, 12 Votes ,3.51 Score
This will crack you up   8/5/2019

quot;Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!" Father: "That's great . Who is she?" : "It's Sandra, the neighbor's "; father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something , but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ...


1 Comments, 50 Views, 11 Votes ,4.85 Score
Secretbff2018 47 M
5  Articles
Dentist issues   8/5/2019

An old woman walked into a dentist’s office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, ”I think you have the wrong room.” <br><br> ”You put in my husband’s teeth last week, ” she replied. “Now you have to remove them.”


2 Comments, 25 Views, 11 Votes ,3.54 Score
IM   8/5/2019

Tranny FriendFinder IM is a bit of a joke most of the time.....


1 Comments, 10 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
jrusso5 52 M
6  Articles
Dick Picks   8/5/2019

Funny, but true... <br><br> [image]...


1 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
jrusso5 52 M
6  Articles
Red Dildo?   8/5/2019

Too funny... <br><br> [image]...


0 Comments, 11 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
jrusso5 52 M
6  Articles
Sign seen last December   8/5/2019

Saw this road-side sign last December... <br><br> [image]...


1 Comments, 13 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
The Bug   8/4/2019

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his infidelity, when suddenly the woman reached over and cut the man's penis off and tossed it out the window. <br><br> Driving behind the couple was a man and his 8-year-old . The girl was chatting away to her father when all of a sudden the penis splattered into their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then disappeared ...


3 Comments, 90 Views, 19 Votes ,5.23 Score
whitecivic2000 41 M
3  Articles
Why do women like big cock.   8/2/2019

So they can ride it all night LOL!


1 Comments, 12 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
Really?   7/30/2019

The shit people do for points...lol


3 Comments, 20 Views, 13 Votes ,2.81 Score
Yaketypiper 42 M
5  Articles
snowmen   7/29/2019

Why wouldnt the snowwoman go with the snowman? Because he didnt have any snowballs...har har har, im off drive a car...ooh this should be in the poetry section as well! points points points


1 Comments, 12 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
open2offers000 56 M
1  Article
muff diving   7/27/2019

whats going to court and muff diving got in common...1 slip of the tongue and your in the shit


0 Comments, 28 Views, 18 Votes ,3.81 Score
fullmontyjon 34 M
5  Articles
Lol   7/25/2019

This site is a joke


1 Comments, 12 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
Rbcalifun1 43 M
2  Articles
Joke   7/24/2019

Why did yrmthe


1 Comments, 15 Views, 11 Votes ,1.48 Score
Jakebrixx 24 M
1  Article
points   7/23/2019

so little points so little time...


2 Comments, 14 Views, 10 Votes ,3.19 Score
Chaosriddenxr20 29 M
1  Article
Points   7/22/2019

Needs dem points coz i dont wanna


1 Comments, 18 Views, 10 Votes ,2.19 Score
Clodiusthefirst 73 M
21  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Man from Kent   7/20/2019

There was a young man from Kent, <br><br> 's tool was decidedly bent, <br><br> To save himself trouble, <br><br> He put it in double, <br><br> Instead of coming he went!!...


0 Comments, 15 Views, 9 Votes ,1.93 Score
Dad Jokes Anyone?   7/19/2019

Today, my asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.


0 Comments, 15 Views, 9 Votes ,3.85 Score
lookingfor14fux 49 M
6  Articles
the big one   7/16/2019

How many guys does it take fill a woman...……..


1 Comments, 40 Views, 12 Votes ,0.50 Score
Rockhardforyou42 42 M
4  Articles‚ Score 1.5
How to get the most points.   7/14/2019

Just curious if there is a better way get points when you need them?


2 Comments, 17 Views, 12 Votes ,3.51 Score
A coincidence   7/10/2019

A chicken farmer went the local bar. He sat next a woman and ordered champagne. <br><br> The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne". <br><br> "What a coincidence ", said the farmer, who added, "It is a special for . I am celebrating...." <br><br> "It is a special for , too, I am ...


0 Comments, 43 Views, 10 Votes ,3.58 Score
If you think about it ,it is a joke .   7/7/2019

My wife wrote an email to me saying she was concerned have communication issues. I immediately sent an IM asking her to clarify. She messaged me on Facebook saying not to worry but sometimes 're not as connected as she'd like. I tweeted her I love her more than anything. She texted me she loves me too and was tired after a long day of work. So I leaned over and kissed her good night.


1 Comments, 24 Views, 11 Votes ,2.23 Score
Sunday Morning Sex   7/6/2019

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight her grandparent’s house visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” <br><br> Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years ...


1 Comments, 54 Views, 13 Votes ,4.15 Score
A Joke   7/6/2019

I was showing my doctor the rash on my penis today. He seemed pretty uncomfortable and didn't want to touch it, he just told me to make an appointment at the surgery tomorrow and walked off pushing his shopping trolley with his wife.


1 Comments, 26 Views, 10 Votes ,1.99 Score
Yungsexgod2017 27 M
3  Articles
All jokes   7/5/2019

The joke is I'm doing this just for points!


3 Comments, 14 Views, 8 Votes ,4.87 Score
A Joke   7/3/2019

My new blow up doll is so realistic, it told me it just wants to be friends.


1 Comments, 15 Views, 12 Votes ,2.80 Score
Lets try this one   7/3/2019

It's two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife are asleep, when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and says, "Hello?... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?" -- and promptly slams the phone down. His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?" The husband replies. "I don't know. Some guy who wanted to know if the ...


1 Comments, 37 Views, 9 Votes ,3.00 Score
Praying Old Man...   6/28/2019

An old man is his bedside praying when his wife says... What are you doing? praying for guidance..Replies the old guy. Well..Says the wife...."Just pray for stiffness & I'll guide the "


1 Comments, 27 Views, 9 Votes ,3.64 Score
wickedcat2006 44 F
145  Articles
oh ms Jamaica   6/28/2019

A ’s most important Organ supposedly as described by some of the most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest. <br><br> INDIA <br><br> Question: Ms India, how do you describe a Organ in your country? <br><br> Ms India: Well, I can say that Organs in India are like labourers. <br><br> Question: How can you say so? ...


2 Comments, 40 Views, 10 Votes ,2.79 Score
Funny Quotes...   6/25/2019

Why does a gynecologist leave the room when you undress? <br><br> Why can't women put their mascara on with their mouth closed? <br><br> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? <br><br> If Wile E coyote has enough money to buy all that Acme junk why doesn't ...


1 Comments, 27 Views, 7 Votes ,2.28 Score
rondonp47 33 M
5  Articles
come chat with me   6/19/2019

I ggot all kinds of joke.. people love when im around. im the laugh of the party


1 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes
DETSwitch 55 M
3  Articles
Pickup Lines and Icebreakers So Lame They Can't Help But to Be Funny...   6/18/2019

We've all seen them, heard them, gotten them stuck in our heads.... So, readers, let's see some of your examples of lame icebreakers and stupid or over-the-top pickup lines that were effective in achieving some small measure of comic relief. <br><br> Somewhere between "Hi! I am so-o-o-o-o-o drunk!" and "Hi there.... I just threw up!", is: ...


1 Comments, 39 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
m1_akwolf1 50 M
2  Articles
Morning Wood   6/18/2019

John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife’s side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. <br><br> Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little into he room and asked him to take this note to your beautiful mommy. The note read: ...


0 Comments, 56 Views, 8 Votes ,2.32 Score
johncumswu 49 M
5  Articles
Knock Knock   6/16/2019

Whos there


1 Comments, 13 Views, 6 Votes ,0.80 Score
johncumswu 49 M
5  Articles
Friday   6/16/2019

Dam smokey its Friday and you aint got no job


0 Comments, 12 Views, 6 Votes ,0.52 Score
ManInUniform_101 32 M
15  Articles
Jokes   6/13/2019

Creating this article for the points. I need points.


1 Comments, 13 Views, 8 Votes ,2.09 Score
What did the penis say to the vagina?   6/6/2019

Cover , going in!


1 Comments, 19 Views, 11 Votes ,1.67 Score
kickCGandDG521 38 C
6  Articles
What happend to the jokes?   6/6/2019

Jokes used to be amazing but seems like in our day of tech and social media it has died.


0 Comments, 21 Views, 12 Votes ,2.80 Score
NRDay 23 M
7  Articles
Knock knock   5/27/2019

Who’s there?


2 Comments, 41 Views, 14 Votes ,0.58 Score
Knock Knock   5/12/2019

What up, <br><br> My cock. <br><br> 8========D~~ (. )( .)


1 Comments, 26 Views, 17 Votes ,0.44 Score
brbog 64 M
16  Articles
hahahahahaha   5/9/2019

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into ...


1 Comments, 69 Views, 16 Votes ,1.95 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
Back from Iraq   5/3/2019

A buddy of mine got back from Iraq, third tour as a marine. They really do use camels as the main means of transportation. They have to take a camel driving test, they give on mon., wed. and fri. They have sex education on tues, and thurs. <br><br> <br><br> I ask him why and he said they don't want to wear the camel out!!!


2 Comments, 42 Views, 14 Votes ,2.98 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
A Blonde Husband   5/3/2019

women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, getting a boob job." <br><br> The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, thinking of having my asshole bleached!" <br><br> To which the first replies, "Whoa, I just can't picture your husband as a ...


1 Comments, 43 Views, 11 Votes ,2.61 Score
Kittyplzzr 39 M
5  Articles
Testicles   5/2/2019

An American woman is in the produce department the local supermarket searching for the best looking russet potatoes she can find to bake in the oven for supper night. She comes across a potato so large, she has to use both hands to pick it . Just then a Middle Eastern woman sees it and says; "Oh my, potato reminds of my husband's testicles!" "Are his testicles this ...


1 Comments, 17 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
Kittyplzzr 39 M
5  Articles
Mosquito   5/2/2019

What's the difference between a and a mosquito? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A mosquito stops sucking after you smack it!


1 Comments, 4 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
Troilism 62 C
17  Articles
Beach Babes   4/29/2019

Superman4695 (frequent poster on the advice forum) saw me the beach one fine day surrounded by a bevy of beautiful bikini clad babes. He walked over and asked me what my secret is. He said, hey Cunny, you always have all the hot ones, how do you do it. I shared my secret with him. I said Superman, go to the vegetable isle of the grocery store across the street and pick out ...


1 Comments, 49 Views, 10 Votes ,1.59 Score
Sollertissimus 52 M
10  Articles
At the Friend Finder Fantasy Camp   4/24/2019

A spot on portraily of how the gentlemen here believe it will work <br><br> [video_embed 40299]...


0 Comments, 21 Views, 9 Votes ,1.72 Score
Chinese Medicine   4/19/2019

While in China, an American man is sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there. <br><br> A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. <br><br> Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. <br><br> The doctor, never having seen anything like ...


1 Comments, 66 Views, 7 Votes ,3.80 Score
Troilism 62 C
17  Articles
The Bell Ringer   4/16/2019

A local church ran an ad in the newspaper searching for someone to ring the bell in the bell tower. A guy with no arms applied for the job. During the interview process, the priest asked the man how he planned on ringing the bell with no arms. The guy said no problem, I'll show you how I do it. So they went into the bell tower. The guy stepped back about 10 -12 feet from the bell and ran ...


0 Comments, 70 Views, 8 Votes ,0.93 Score
Sollertissimus 52 M
10  Articles
For all of you Dudes posing as Couple's - There is an entire month devoted just for your angst   4/5/2019

May is fast approaching, so: So stock on Vaseline, this what I imagine you all use put some on your spouse and start her stroking


5 Comments, 37 Views, 13 Votes ,4.15 Score
Niceguy694all 41 M
6  Articles
Joke on u   4/4/2019

What’s the difference between a and a drug dealer? <br><br> A can wash her crack and sell it again. <br><br> A mother is in the kitchen one day, preparing dinner for the family. <br><br> Her young walks in and asks her, “Mommy, where do babies from?” <br><br> The mother thinks for a while before deciding she ought to be honest with her . ...


1 Comments, 50 Views, 6 Votes ,3.93 Score
Niceguy694all 41 M
6  Articles
I was so ugly   4/2/2019

When I was a baby I was so ugly my mom never breastfed me. She said she only liked me as a friend


1 Comments, 24 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
24sensation24 36 M
2  Articles
Out Dancing   3/26/2019

I went out dancing last night... They played The Twist...I twisted... They played Jump...I jumped... They played Come On Eileen...I got kicked out for that.


3 Comments, 26 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
The Bus Stop   3/26/2019

A crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. <br><br> Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her ...


1 Comments, 76 Views, 12 Votes ,4.39 Score
jf23231 49 M
6  Articles
I wonder   3/25/2019

A recent questionnaire to high school girls , 97 percent admitted they had kissed/made out. Only 3 percent lied about it.


1 Comments, 17 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
jf23231 49 M
6  Articles
I wonder   3/25/2019

A recent questionnaire to high school girls , 97 percent admitted they had kissed/made out. Only 3 percent lied about it.


0 Comments, 12 Views, 6 Votes ,1.66 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
Scotish Obituary   3/23/2019

A Scottish woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. <br><br> The obit editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word. <br><br> She pauses, reflects, and then she says, "Well, then, let it read, 'Angus MacPherson died'." <br><br> Amused at the woman's ...


0 Comments, 69 Views, 9 Votes ,4.28 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
That's a Lawyer   3/23/2019

As the lawyer awoke from surgery, he asked, "Why are all the blinds drawn?" <br><br> The nurse answered, "There's a fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think you had died."


1 Comments, 28 Views, 9 Votes ,3.64 Score
Jizzypickle99OK 39 M
1  Article
For a laugh   3/20/2019

A little boy was taking a shower with his mom. The boy pointed at her chest and asked “what are those”? The mother was shocked and didn’t have any words except for the boy to ask his father. The boy asked his father what those two humps were on mommy’s chest. The father laughed and said “those are balloons and when mommy dies, they get blown up and carry her soul to heaven”. ...


0 Comments, 68 Views, 9 Votes ,4.71 Score
Nsty1993 26 M
5  Articles
Alien Wife swap   3/20/2019

A Martian couple and an Earthling couple have met and are talking about all sorts of things. Finally, the subject of sex comes up. "Just how do you guys do it?" asked the Earthling. "Pretty much the way you do, " responded the Martian. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide swap partners for the night and experience one another. The female Earthling and the male ...


1 Comments, 52 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
adult_themed 47 M
5  Articles
Best joke today   3/16/2019

A nerdy, 100 lbs weakling walks into a weightlifting gym and states he wants to become a body builder. So, the gym's trainer is walking him through all the exercise machines explaining which machine builds which specific muscle. <br><br> After about a half hour, a super-hot chic walks by, breaking everyone's attention. The nerdy, 100 lbs weakling inquires, "which ...


0 Comments, 42 Views, 6 Votes ,4.22 Score
The points....   3/9/2019

That's the true joke of this site. 2nd to the IM that never works


3 Comments, 14 Views, 5 Votes ,4.45 Score
Soakedbean123 29 F
1  Article
What?   3/6/2019

How many puppies does it take to land a plane on a Saturday? <br><br> All of them


1 Comments, 30 Views, 12 Votes ,1.56 Score
Ragnarpleasure69 42 M
1  Article
Emotional sex   3/2/2019

For the past six years me and a good friend started having weekly phone conversations. It got to where we knew every dirty seceret about eachother. Well in our conversation last week he confided that he always cries before during and after sex. I didnt know what to say. I mean i have sex for the sheer pleasure of it. Well beteeen that and my sarcasm i blurted damn dude i hate to hear that you ...


2 Comments, 57 Views, 9 Votes ,1.93 Score
Stranded on Deserted Island   3/1/2019

A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors: Jim, Tom, and Susie. <br><br> They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do. After several years of casual sex, all the time, Susie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing. ...


1 Comments, 91 Views, 8 Votes ,2.78 Score
browser500 47 M
8  Articles‚ Score 0.4
Good Heavens...   2/25/2019

St. Peter is on duty at the Pearly Gates of Heaven where he meets those who's time on Earth had come to an end and he decides whether or not they enter Heaven or "the other place". A woman is the first newcomer for the day and St. Peter greets her. He asks her "have you been a good person all your life? The woman replies "yes, I tried my very best to be good. I went ...


2 Comments, 110 Views, 17 Votes ,4.54 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
At the Funeral   2/24/2019

A cardiologist died and was given an eleborate funeral. <br><br> A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service. <br><br> Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The beautiful heart then closed, sealing the doctor inside, forever. <br><br> At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When ...


4 Comments, 112 Views, 27 Votes ,4.40 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
Cotton Candy   2/24/2019

So this old man is walking down the street in Brooklyn. <br><br> He sees a young boy sitting on the street in front of a candy shop, shoving sweets in his mouth as fast as possible. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> The man walks up to the boy and says "You know , it's really not healthy to eat all that candy." <br><br> The looks ...


0 Comments, 79 Views, 17 Votes ,4.12 Score
jf23231 49 M
6  Articles
Otherwise OK   2/24/2019

"Darling you would a be wonderful dancer but for two things." "what are they, my love?" "Your feet!"


3 Comments, 27 Views, 13 Votes ,2.81 Score
MonsteroftheEast 35 M
2  Articles
A Guy Walks into a Bar...   2/23/2019

And orders 10 shots of gin, neat. He slams them back, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 POW!!! all in a row, NO CHASER. The bartender is astonished. <br><br> "Holy shit pal, what are YOU celebrating?" the bartender says. <br><br> Guy says, "My first blow job" <br><br> The bartender says "Why didnt you say so? Next drinks on the house, pal" ...


1 Comments, 53 Views, 13 Votes ,3.48 Score
Cheat Day   2/17/2019

Bob and his wife started dieting a week ago. His wife proposed that they should have a cheat day today. <br><br> She brought home McDonald’s burgers, KFC wings. Bob brought home his secretary. <br><br> From his hospital bed, Bob is wondering when men will ever begin to understand women.


3 Comments, 43 Views, 13 Votes ,3.31 Score
Alakabam92 27 M
9  Articles
Points   2/14/2019

Just here for the points


5 Comments, 31 Views, 13 Votes ,2.47 Score
Alakabam92 27 M
9  Articles
Points   2/14/2019

Just here for the points


3 Comments, 21 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
LETSGOANDDOIT48 47 M
6  Articles
Lorrainia Bobbit   2/13/2019

Have you heard that Lorrainia Bobbit moved to Russia and changed her last name? Answer!! Too Lorriania Cuts your cockoff!!!


2 Comments, 15 Views, 8 Votes ,2.32 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
Man ask the Doctor   2/11/2019

Do you think I shall live until I'm ninety, doctor?" "How old are you now?" "Forty." "Do you drink, gamble, smoke, or have you any vices of any kind?" <br><br> "No. I don't drink, I never gamble, I loathe smoking; in fact, I don't have any vices." <br><br> "Well, good heavens, what do you want to live another ...


1 Comments, 58 Views, 18 Votes ,4.35 Score
browser500 47 M
8  Articles‚ Score 0.4
Indoors..   2/9/2019

It does not matter what the temperature is, it's always room temperature!


0 Comments, 24 Views, 13 Votes ,1.47 Score
Troilism 62 C
17  Articles
Jamaica   2/8/2019

The wife and I were drinking at a bar in Jamaica. I needed to use the restroom to empty my bladder. I walked into the public restroom and chose a urinal. Soon after, a local guy entered the restroom and selected the urinal right next to me to take a leak. Out of the corner of my eye, I could tell he was checking out my manhood. I looked him like WTF. He said, I noticed you have the letters W ...


3 Comments, 93 Views, 9 Votes ,3.00 Score
browser500 47 M
8  Articles‚ Score 0.4
Question...   2/6/2019

If Con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of Progress? <br><br> Get the point?


2 Comments, 29 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
DickCoxxx702 40 M
1  Article
Fuc'em   2/5/2019

Fuc'em if they can't take a joke!!


2 Comments, 16 Views, 8 Votes ,2.32 Score
Troilism 62 C
17  Articles
When we were    2/5/2019

When we were we could walk into a store with only a $1.00 in our pockets and walk out with a can of soda, 3 candy bars and 2 bags of chips. Today, way too many security cameras.


4 Comments, 34 Views, 11 Votes ,4.48 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
Marriage Game   2/5/2019

My girlfriend said to me last night, “You treat our relationship like some kind of game!” <br><br> Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance!!!!!!!


1 Comments, 17 Views, 7 Votes ,3.55 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
Penis Book   2/5/2019

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?" <br><br> The librarian checks her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet." <br><br> The man replies, "Yes, that's the one."


1 Comments, 24 Views, 6 Votes ,4.79 Score
Silly but funny...   2/4/2019

<br><br> Q: What can a put behind her ears to make her sexy? A: Her knees. <br><br> Q: What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? A: Sex. <br><br> Q: What do you it when you have oral sex, vaginal sex, and anal sex with your all in the same night? A: The fucking cycle. ...


1 Comments, 17 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
Some more jokes for the bar   2/4/2019

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job! <br><br> Q: Whats a condom and a coffin got in common? A: They both hold stiffs but one is cumin and one is going! <br><br> Q: When is a man most intelligent, before, after or during sex? A: During sex cuz he's plugged up to the knowledge source. ...


1 Comments, 18 Views, 2 Votes ,4.50 Score
Clodiusthefirst 73 M
21  Articles‚ Score 0.1
MR MAN   2/4/2019

Mr Tickle found his soul mate Tess. <br><br> He asked her to marry him.. She agreed on condition that she did not have to take his surname!


1 Comments, 22 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
Few more good ones...   1/30/2019

What’s the difference between a and a drug dealer? A can wash her crack and resell it. <br><br> What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit. <br><br> What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me! <br><br> Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died. ...


1 Comments, 41 Views, 14 Votes ,2.66 Score
The moral of the story is...   1/28/2019

There was a young couple engaged to be married, one day the man found himself alone in the kitchen with his future mother in law. She was exceptionally attractive like his future wife. His future father in law had just left for the store, and took his with him. They were both alone and he could sense this strange sexual chemistry building. <br><br> "I'd like to ask you ...


3 Comments, 61 Views, 11 Votes ,4.10 Score
steve468222 49 M
5  Articles
Photoshop by Fran   1/27/2019

Come on Fran in Tranny FriendFinder Naughty Community you need to so go back to Art School . Your Photoshopping is is so bad in 99% of all your postings on that group. You really like to doctor up the pictures with the white for FAKE CUM .LOL . I mean really , just because I called you on it in the group you band me. WHAT A JOKE! HA HA HA


2 Comments, 37 Views, 12 Votes ,2.09 Score
smallhaul 49 M
1  Article
Would you rather:   1/27/2019

1. Give up on oral sex, or 2. Give up on eating cheese..??? <br><br> You must pick one and only one.. Thanks


1 Comments, 29 Views, 7 Votes ,1.51 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
Fighting   1/23/2019

Nine-year- Aaron came home from the playground with a bloody nose... ..., black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his what happened. <br><br> "Well, Dad, " said Aaron, "I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons." <br><br> ...


1 Comments, 18 Views, 2 Votes ,5.20 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
How it really is   1/23/2019

My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like. It seems the minister asked my Mom, "Do you take this man to be your husband." <br><br> And she said, "I do." <br><br> Then the minister asked my Dad, "Do you take this woman to be your wife, ...


1 Comments, 81 Views, 15 Votes ,3.28 Score
browser500 47 M
8  Articles‚ Score 0.4
Oh what a day!   1/22/2019

Guy wakes up the morning and tries to get ready for work and discovers that there is no hot water. The superintendent tells him the problem will be fixed later that day but there will be no hot water to shower with. He says to himself "today is not my day". He leaves for work and as he is driving, he blows a flat tire. He says to himself "today is just not my day". He ...


0 Comments, 127 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
browser500 47 M
8  Articles‚ Score 0.4
Superman, beware!   1/22/2019

Superman was flying high in the sky when spots Wonder Woman down below on a beach, wearing sleeping goggles, lying on her back completely nude with legs spread apart. 'She must be sun bathing' he thought to himself. Anyways the temptation was too much so flies down and does his thing and takes off in nothing flat. Wonder Woman then says to the Invisible Man " Is something wrong ...


1 Comments, 110 Views, 9 Votes ,1.72 Score
Aimlesslwander 38 M
5  Articles
Relatives   1/21/2019

What’s worse than ants in your pants? <br><br> Uncles.


1 Comments, 17 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
Aimlesslwander 38 M
5  Articles
Doctor visit   1/20/2019

A guy is sitting at the doctor’s office. <br><br> “The doctor walks in: ‘Sir, I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.’ <br><br> Patient: ‘I don’t understand, doc. Why?’ <br><br> Doctor: ‘Because I’m trying to examine you.'”


0 Comments, 27 Views, 15 Votes ,2.98 Score
BigDaddyLover122 19 M
2  Articles
Just want Sex   1/20/2019

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2 Comments, 15 Views, 8 Votes ,1.16 Score
hornyashell71717 48 M
6  Articles
points   1/18/2019

need points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


3 Comments, 15 Views, 9 Votes ,3.43 Score
UnspokenKiss 30 M
1  Article
Why do women wear makeup & perfume?   1/16/2019

Because they smell bad & they're ugly.


1 Comments, 16 Views, 5 Votes ,0.21 Score
Aimlesslwander 38 M
5  Articles
Where are you from   1/16/2019

A group of heavy set women are sitting at the corner of a bar, the bar tender goes over to take their order and immediately notices their accent. In an effort to make small talk he asks “oh where are you ladies from? Scotland?” The ladies look at him with a mean glare, scoff and respond “Wales” With that the bartender apologizes “ I sorry where are you Whales from? Scotland?”


2 Comments, 31 Views, 9 Votes ,3.64 Score
What's the difference?   1/14/2019

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ...


2 Comments, 41 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
stlover4744 37 M
4  Articles
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?   1/12/2019

Because Ken comes in a different box.


6 Comments, 25 Views, 12 Votes ,2.45 Score
Aimlesslwander 38 M
5  Articles
Duck and pig   1/12/2019

A man walks into his house carrying a duck 🦆 in his arms and says “So this is the pig I have been fucking.” His wife with a look of confusion responds “That’s a duck you dumb shit” and the man simply responds “I wasn’t talking to you”


3 Comments, 28 Views, 10 Votes ,3.58 Score
MBoralfun 42 M
3  Articles
A Disney Joke   1/11/2019

Prince Eric asked Ariel why she wore a seashell bra? <br><br> She replied, "The B shells were too small and the D shells were too big"


1 Comments, 19 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
Whats Common   1/5/2019

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? <br><br> The more you play with it, the harder it gets.


1 Comments, 11 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
1234tomtom1234 54 M
1  Article
SexEd   1/2/2019

In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for having sex." The next day she says to Little Johnny in the back, "Well, John, how many positions did you come up with?" Johnny says, "Seventy-three." The teacher says, "Oh, my goodness...uh...very good, John, very ...


1 Comments, 106 Views, 14 Votes ,2.98 Score
lifes4living1975 44 M
10  Articles
lights off when having sex   12/31/2018

A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the ...


2 Comments, 75 Views, 14 Votes ,4.74 Score
lifes4living1975 44 M
10  Articles
Why did I get divorced?   12/31/2018

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my . I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you ...


1 Comments, 58 Views, 12 Votes ,4.74 Score
joshishotmtl 36 M
2  Articles
Jokes   12/28/2018

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? <br><br> It's ok, he woke up.


0 Comments, 15 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
Axescent 37 M
4  Articles
Eavesdropping   12/27/2018

In my early 20s, I began dating this girl. We went to her house, one thing lead to another, and we began to have our first sex times together. It was a hot summer day in a shitty apartment with no AC. All the doors and windows were open. We were going at it, and that's when I quite happily found out she was a screamer. It was intense and passionate; we lost ourselves in each other... About ...


0 Comments, 79 Views, 12 Votes ,3.51 Score
SirHammerlocks 38 M
11  Articles
More dirty jokes   12/27/2018

What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? <br><br> You can negotiate with a terrorist. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? <br><br> Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A couple walking in the ...


0 Comments, 35 Views, 7 Votes ,5.08 Score
Robb384 68 M
6  Articles
Who's the Boob?   12/25/2018

A man named Mike went over to his friend's house and rang the bell. His friend's wife, Nora, answered the door. <br><br> "Hi, is Tony home?" he asked her. <br><br> "No, he went to the store." <br><br> "Well, you mind if I wait?" <br><br> "No, come on in." <br><br> They sat down and shortly ...


1 Comments, 58 Views, 11 Votes ,3.73 Score
Clodiusthefirst 73 M
21  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Santa Claus   12/24/2018

He loves gardening - always going Hoe hoe hoe


0 Comments, 19 Views, 10 Votes ,2.79 Score
Party Games   12/22/2018

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night, " the mailman comments. <br><br> Bob in ...


1 Comments, 67 Views, 9 Votes ,2.57 Score
lifes4living1975 44 M
10  Articles
How you waft a towel   12/22/2018

6. A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom, the man has no issues but the woman can’t reach an orgasm, she tells her husband it is because she gets too warm. <br><br> After going to see a specialist, he recommended that they have a constant supply of cool air in the bedroom, so the man asks his best friend to waft a towel whilst him and his wife make love. ...


0 Comments, 52 Views, 8 Votes ,2.78 Score
lifes4living1975 44 M
10  Articles
Three sisters decided to get married!   12/20/2018

Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home. Later that night, their mother couldn’t sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest ’s bedroom and heard her screaming. The mother ...


1 Comments, 49 Views, 13 Votes ,3.14 Score
HORNY OLD LADIES   12/19/2018

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?" <br><br> The other replies, "Oh sure I do." <br><br> The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" <br><br> The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver." <br><br> ...


0 Comments, 65 Views, 12 Votes ,2.98 Score
lifes4living1975 44 M
10  Articles
20 funny sex jokes   12/19/2018

1. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br> 2. What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed. <br><br> 3. Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor. <br><br> 4. What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used conms? One’s a Goodyear. The ...


1 Comments, 33 Views, 7 Votes ,4.06 Score
Female Surgery   12/17/2018

A sexually active middle-aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the they have become loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed. <br><br> Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she ...


1 Comments, 51 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
lifes4living1975 44 M
10  Articles
Haha be careful when asking for someones number!   12/7/2018

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" <br><br> I said, "Wow!" <br><br> Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."


4 Comments, 35 Views, 12 Votes ,4.39 Score
MarriedManNYC 29 M
2  Articles
points   12/5/2018

Can't speak to anyone without them


1 Comments, 18 Views, 8 Votes ,2.55 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
Marriage Counsler   11/30/2018

After 35 of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured. Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient ...


3 Comments, 126 Views, 23 Votes ,4.76 Score
leanohn79 49 M
6  Articles
haha   11/28/2018

What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary.


0 Comments, 10 Views, 8 Votes ,2.55 Score
BlkMale84 35 M
8  Articles
stripper joke   11/25/2018

A boy goes to a strip club. His MOM gets angry Mom: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see? BOY: Yes, I saw dad! <br><br> source: http://Tranny FriendFinder.com


1 Comments, 11 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
BlkMale84 35 M
8  Articles
Why did the man keep throwing Monopoly Money at the stripper?   11/25/2018

Because she kept putting fake tits in his face!


0 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
Startling Sex   11/19/2018

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem ... <br><br> In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this ...


0 Comments, 59 Views, 10 Votes ,3.39 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
Why married women are heavier than single women   11/12/2018

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge... lol


0 Comments, 28 Views, 15 Votes ,3.74 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
Nuns at the Hospital   11/12/2018

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was going to the bill. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank." The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who ...


0 Comments, 94 Views, 15 Votes ,4.05 Score
TravelingMan524 67 M
15  Articles
Southern girls   11/9/2018

Q ... Do you know why there are so few virgins in the south ? <br><br> . A ... Because it takes so long to say "Quiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit."


1 Comments, 22 Views, 12 Votes ,1.92 Score
weeeload 56 M
1  Article
Out of the shower   11/6/2018

My girlfriend came out of the shower and said "I shaved my pussy, you know what that means? I said "yeah, the drain is clogged again. " <br><br> ~weee~


1 Comments, 16 Views, 10 Votes ,2.99 Score
Getting a new Bra   10/29/2018

A flat chested young woman goes out looking for a new bra one day. <br><br> She tries shop after shop trying to find a size 28A yet she can't get one anywhere. Finally, in desperation, she tries her fortunes in a little unmentionables shop run by a woman who's hard of hearing. <br><br> "Have you got anything in size 28A?" asks the young woman. ...


1 Comments, 94 Views, 16 Votes ,2.69 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
wife   10/27/2018

What do you call a woman with no clit?? <br><br> <br><br> ........ <br><br> Nothing she won't cum anyway!! lol


0 Comments, 30 Views, 15 Votes ,3.28 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
Hillbilly   10/27/2018

We all know why the chicken crossed the road.. Why did the hillbilly cross the road??? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> . Cause his dick was stuck in the chicken!!!


2 Comments, 24 Views, 11 Votes ,2.05 Score
What is the cheapest meat you can buy?   10/24/2018

Deer testicles. You get 2 under a buck.


1 Comments, 15 Views, 9 Votes ,2.57 Score
Haloween Party   10/24/2018

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. <br><br> So he took his costume and away he went. ...


1 Comments, 64 Views, 7 Votes ,4.31 Score
leanohn79 49 M
6  Articles
Joke   10/19/2018

Three tampons are standing outside liquor store. What do they say to each other? “Nothing. They’re stuck up cunts.”


1 Comments, 17 Views, 10 Votes ,2.59 Score
Clodiusthefirst 73 M
21  Articles‚ Score 0.1
PHILOSOPHY   10/19/2018

Foolish man gives wife grand piano. Wise man gives wife upright organ. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> ...


1 Comments, 14 Views, 7 Votes ,3.55 Score
Harry and his wife   10/18/2018

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a . She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I’ll be parked around the corner.” <br><br> She’s standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, “How much?” ...


0 Comments, 82 Views, 13 Votes ,4.65 Score
Mr. Schwartz   10/18/2018

While examining the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen. “I’m sorry, Mr. Schwartz, ” says the mortician, “But I can’t send you to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity.” <br><br> The mortician removes the penis, places it in a jar and puts the jar in his briefcase. ...


0 Comments, 68 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score
The Millionaire   10/14/2018

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. <br><br> The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.'.... and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. <br><br> She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not ...


1 Comments, 91 Views, 10 Votes ,4.38 Score
jf23231 49 M
6  Articles
Closed..Oob   10/13/2018

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed.


2 Comments, 30 Views, 15 Votes ,4.05 Score
Senior Night   10/7/2018

It was entertainment night at the senior citizens center. <br><br> After the community sing-along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show, Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. “Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time” said Claude. <br><br> The excited chatter dropped ...


1 Comments, 81 Views, 12 Votes ,2.45 Score
LEANJOHN79 49 M
8  Articles
haha   10/7/2018

Men vacuum same way that they have sex. They put it in, make some noise 3 minutes, before they collapse on the couch and think wife should be really happy.


0 Comments, 20 Views, 12 Votes ,2.09 Score
Adventureman200 71 M
14  Articles‚ Score 2.0
Pussy lips   10/7/2018

After years of frequent sex, a Blonde noticed that her pussy lips were elongated and hung down from her body. This embarrased her greatly, so she went to see a surgeon to see if it could be fixed. The surgeon said "No problem, we fix this all the time". The blonde said "OK, lets do it, but I am very embarrased about this so you can't tell a soul about it. No one can ...


2 Comments, 89 Views, 12 Votes ,3.33 Score
DoubleSP816 40 M
1  Article
Inside   10/6/2018

Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he ...


2 Comments, 78 Views, 12 Votes ,2.80 Score
LEANJOHN79 49 M
8  Articles
Truth   10/5/2018

johnboy draws a penis on the black board. The teacher scolds him and immediately rubs it off. Next day johnboy draws a bigger one and underneath writes: "REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!"


1 Comments, 17 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
Adventureman200 71 M
14  Articles‚ Score 2.0
Quickie   10/3/2018

A male Blonde goes to a cafe for breakfast and looks at the menu. Soon a very cute waitress comes up and says "What would you like today sir?" He said "A quickie". Disgusted , she walks away. But in a few minutes she calms down and trys again. But he again says he would like a quickie. This time she slaps his face and walks away. Soon the man at the next table says ...


1 Comments, 43 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
LEANJOHN79 49 M
8  Articles
good one   10/3/2018

I'm not a weatherman, but you can definitely expect more than a few inches tonight.


1 Comments, 10 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
Tax Time   10/1/2018

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. <br><br> The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few uestions." He gets her name, address, Social security number, etc. and then asks, "What's your occupation?" <br><br> "I'm a Lady of the night, " she says. ...


1 Comments, 49 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
Kevin had shingles.   9/28/2018

Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? <br><br> Here's what happened to Kevin: <br><br> Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So, she wrote down his ...


1 Comments, 45 Views, 7 Votes ,2.79 Score
Peggy Sue   9/27/2018

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1958 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. <br><br> "Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in."So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked. <br><br> "Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at ...


1 Comments, 67 Views, 7 Votes ,3.30 Score
Breakfast Order   9/27/2018

An old man goes into Sarasota’s Broken Egg restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress, wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit, came to his table and asked if he was ready to order. "What would you like, sir?” <br><br> He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, and answers, ...


2 Comments, 60 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
Adventureman200 71 M
14  Articles‚ Score 2.0
A young woman goes to a bar   9/24/2018

A young woman goes to a bar on Saturday night and ends up drinking with 5 guys who are roomates. When the bar closed they wwere all having so much fun that the young men asks her to join them. As the night wore on she ended up fucking each guy at least 3 times. So on Sunday morning, she goes to mass and then confession. She said "Father I have sinned". What did you do the priest ...


3 Comments, 81 Views, 13 Votes ,3.81 Score
Adventureman200 71 M
14  Articles‚ Score 2.0
Lights out   9/21/2018

Joes and Sue had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, Joe please explain the ...


1 Comments, 64 Views, 13 Votes ,3.65 Score
Huge joke   9/17/2018

Your mom.. also some points


2 Comments, 21 Views, 5 Votes ,3.14 Score
Clodiusthefirst 73 M
21  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Limerick   9/16/2018

There was a young man from Kent.............Whose tool was decidedly bent......................To save himself trouble.......He put it in double......... And instead of cumming he went


1 Comments, 15 Views, 6 Votes ,0.80 Score
scltguy2113 37 M
6  Articles
Jokes   9/15/2018

What time do you go to the dentist? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Tooth Thirty


0 Comments, 11 Views, 7 Votes ,1.26 Score
paul4595 50 M
6  Articles
bad dating ad   9/13/2018

Male drinks only to excess. Seeking female to cook clean and for sex. Must have own boat and motor. Please send photo of boat and motor


2 Comments, 27 Views, 14 Votes ,1.54 Score
s2ndegree 60 M
4  Articles‚ Score 8.2
Gorilla goo!   9/7/2018

A guy takes his pet gorilla to the vet and the vet says, "She sure is small for a gorilla!" <br><br> "That's funny, that's what my friends say about my wife!" <br><br> The man replied.


0 Comments, 44 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
_IKanCu2_ 100 M
19  Articles
All the wayyyyYYYyyyyyyyYYYYYyyyyyyyYYYYyyyyy   9/6/2018

What has one leg, and can run along way and NOT get tired ? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> [image] <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A **Run** in a Woman*z Stocking !


0 Comments, 32 Views, 11 Votes ,2.98 Score
_IKanCu2_ 100 M
19  Articles
She couldn't do it, ssssoooo,,,   9/4/2018

A blonde phoned her boyfriend sounding totally frustrated. She was trying to do a jigsaw puzzle all by herself. Her boyfriend, on receiving the phone-call, told her to calm down and he'd be over to help her with the jigsaw. He asked her what the picture on the front of the box was and she had answered, "It's a big chicken". On arriving at his ...


1 Comments, 60 Views, 10 Votes ,3.58 Score
_IKanCu2_ 100 M
19  Articles
Turner Brown   9/4/2018

Skinny little white Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. <br><br> The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him... He looks down at the Irishman <br><br> and says: "7 ft tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 6 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown" <br><br> The ...


1 Comments, 49 Views, 8 Votes ,4.41 Score
_IKanCu2_ 100 M
19  Articles
New and Hopefully ][mproved   9/3/2018

An man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, " going to the doctor." She says, "Why, are you sick?" He says, "Nope, going to get me some of that ...


4 Comments, 67 Views, 17 Votes ,2.98 Score
_IKanCu2_ 100 M
19  Articles
Speaka da Engrish   9/3/2018

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, But her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: " Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! . Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. ...


1 Comments, 43 Views, 10 Votes ,4.18 Score
_IKanCu2_ 100 M
19  Articles
Make it back and tell,,,   9/3/2018

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there was sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Sue..........Sue". <br><br> Is that you, George?" ...


2 Comments, 54 Views, 11 Votes ,2.98 Score
Clodiusthefirst 73 M
21  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Visit to psychologist 2   8/29/2018

Rorschach test! <br><br> Psychologist shows ink blot <br><br> What is that? A naked woman! <br><br> Another blot. What is that? A naked woman's genitals. <br><br> Another blot. What is that? 2 naked women & a man with erection <br><br> Another blot What is that? A couple having sex. <br><br> That is proof you have a ...


1 Comments, 50 Views, 11 Votes ,2.61 Score
Clodiusthefirst 73 M
21  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Visit to psychologist 1   8/29/2018

Irishman visits psychologist who show him a picture of an oak, an ash & a poplar. Asks what does that remind you of? <br><br> 9 Tree & tree & tree makes 9 <br><br> A story follows A dos wees against each tree. What does that remind you of? <br><br> 99 Dirty tree , dirty tree & dirty tree makes 99 <br><br> Story continues The then ...


2 Comments, 46 Views, 9 Votes ,1.50 Score
Curious2014z2015 52 M
6  Articles‚ Score 3.1
Missing   8/27/2018

The wife's been missing for a week now <br><br> The Police said to expect the worst <br><br> So I went down the Charity Shop and got her clothes back......


1 Comments, 35 Views, 12 Votes ,2.09 Score
TravelingMan524 67 M
15  Articles
wife & girlfriend   8/27/2018

Q: What's the difference between a wife & a girlfriend? <br><br> A: 40 pounds


2 Comments, 25 Views, 11 Votes ,3.92 Score
Sex & Calories   8/18/2018

They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. <br><br> Who the hell runs 8 miles in 45 seconds?


1 Comments, 20 Views, 10 Votes ,2.39 Score
_IKanCu2_ 100 M
19  Articles
Testing, Testing, 4, 5, 6, Testing.   8/17/2018

THE ANSWERS TO ALL FIVE OF THE RIDDLES ARE BELOW: 1. The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead. That one was easy, right? 2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and hung). 3. Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing. 4. Sure you can name three consecutive days, yesterday, ...


3 Comments, 53 Views, 13 Votes ,1.47 Score
Sex & Calories   8/16/2018

They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. <br><br> Who the hell runs 8 miles in 45 seconds?


1 Comments, 14 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
KoKo50155 28 M
6  Articles
ORIGINAL   8/15/2018

ORIGINAL


0 Comments, 12 Views, 6 Votes ,1.09 Score
garyrocket11 55 M
1  Article
Joke of the weeks and ARE MEANT AS JOKES ONLY!!!!!!   8/14/2018

Q: Which of the following does "not" belong: Meat, Eggs, Wife, or Blowjob? A: a blowjob, because you can beat your meat, eggs, and wife but you Can't beat a blowjob!! LOL


1 Comments, 17 Views, 7 Votes ,3.04 Score
_IKanCu2_ 100 M
19  Articles
Testing, Testing, 1 2 3 ,,, Testing.   8/14/2018

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST FIVE RIDDLES I'VE SEEN.... RIDDLE #5 IS AMAZING. IT SHARPENS THOSE GENES IN YOUR BRAIN AND STALLS ALZHEIMER'S FOR YEARS !! <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> 1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of ...


2 Comments, 58 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
_IKanCu2_ 100 M
19  Articles
SHoe*z, S//-/oe*z and yet S]]-[[oe*z again   8/13/2018

<br><br> A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe ...


1 Comments, 51 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score
_IKanCu2_ 100 M
19  Articles
Don't be in such a hurry !   8/13/2018

A young ][ndian Brave felt he was of age. He went to the Village Chief and stood before him. ''Oh Chief, ][ Am of age now and ask to become a Warrior, What must ][ do ?" The Chief looked hard at the young Brave and thought a few moment*z. " To Be a WarrioR, there are 3 thing*z You must do. The first , ,, is to build a Big and Strong TePee The second, ,, is to get a ...


0 Comments, 54 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
A Loving Wife   8/10/2018

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the home owner’s wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck; then gets up & goes into the bathroom. <br><br> While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: “Listen, this guy is an ...


2 Comments, 97 Views, 20 Votes ,4.15 Score
69rideme4fun 50 M
1  Article
humor   8/9/2018

how do ya tell a snowman apart from a snow woman? snowballs.


1 Comments, 10 Views, 7 Votes ,2.28 Score
_IKanCu2_ 100 M
19  Articles
Wrong A\/\swer !   8/9/2018

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being -day, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire check. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to ...


2 Comments, 67 Views, 11 Votes ,3.54 Score
_IKanCu2_ 100 M
19  Articles
Not All Is As It Appear*z ~   8/9/2018

Farmer Brown goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his Henhouse. The cocky young rooster walks over to the rooster and says: "OK, fellow, time to retire." The rooster says: "You can't handle all these chickens, look what it did to !" The young rooster replies: "Now don't give a hassle about this man. It's time ...


1 Comments, 47 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
_IKanCu2_ 100 M
19  Articles
Tree Hugg'in.   8/8/2018

While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree . Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?" <br><br> " listening to the music of the tree, " the other man replied. "you've got to be kidding ." "No, would you like ...


1 Comments, 45 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
Bigtitlover86xx 31 M
6  Articles
Hey whats up   8/6/2018

Just doing this for the points, so feel free to do the same!


1 Comments, 9 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
bbcinorlando 35 M
6  Articles
OLD JOKE   8/5/2018

What’s the difference between a and a drug dealer? <br><br> A can wash her crack and sell it again.


0 Comments, 12 Views, 6 Votes ,1.37 Score
Superman4695 34 M
11  Articles‚ Score 18.6
Blonde   8/3/2018

You hear about the blonde that works at the M&M factory? <br><br> She got fired for throwing half of them away because they said W&W.


0 Comments, 9 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
ericsmith98105 37 M
5  Articles
Who's down for points people!   7/27/2018

We all need points.


4 Comments, 26 Views, 11 Votes ,4.85 Score
wickedcat2006 44 F
145  Articles
ha ha!!!   7/25/2018

A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She said, "Your name never came ...


2 Comments, 36 Views, 16 Votes ,5.63 Score
ShaunaODorothy 50 T
14  Articles‚ Score 2.4
Traveling Salesman's Car Breaks Down   7/25/2018

While on the road in the country a door to door salesman had car trouble and walked to a nearby farmhouse for help. He got to the door as night was falling on that dark and stormy night. <br><br> "You can stay the night here, " the old farmer said, "but you'll have to stay in one of my daughters bedrooms." <br><br> The first came down she wore ...


0 Comments, 69 Views, 10 Votes ,3.78 Score
wickedcat2006 44 F
145  Articles
yachting!!!   7/18/2018

A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give us a talk about sex." The evening arrives and he gives a detailed, humorous account of his sex life. When he got home, his wife asked how the evening went and not wanting to lie, but also not wanting to explain exactly what happened, he said, "Oh, I had to ...


1 Comments, 52 Views, 7 Votes ,3.80 Score
wickedcat2006 44 F
145  Articles
skiers!!   7/17/2018

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was ...


0 Comments, 26 Views, 9 Votes ,3.64 Score
wickedcat2006 44 F
145  Articles
parents!!!   7/17/2018

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, and fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the puts his penis in the ’s vagina. That’s how ...


1 Comments, 42 Views, 7 Votes ,4.57 Score
wickedcat2006 44 F
145  Articles
lol   7/13/2018

A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, "We don't serve string here." So the string goes outside, twists himself up a bit, kind of roughs up his ends and walks back into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, "Aren't you that little piece of string that was in here a few minutes ago?" The ...


2 Comments, 36 Views, 6 Votes ,3.37 Score
wickedcat2006 44 F
145  Articles
riddle   7/13/2018

Why can you never hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Because the pee is silent.


1 Comments, 10 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
Adventureman200 71 M
14  Articles‚ Score 2.0
Pope's new camera   7/13/2018

A tourist couple is visiting the Vaticant and sneaks into the Papal Garden. They spot the Pope and start taking photos, just as he jerks off and cums. But then he spots the tourists. Horrified, he says I must have tham camera, as those photos can't get out. The tourists say $2, 000 and you can have it. Those Pope takes it , pays them, and places it on his fireplace mantel. Later in the day ...


1 Comments, 40 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
solice_fred 63 M
3  Articles‚ Score 7.1
Does the bite?   7/12/2018

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, “Does your bite?” The shopkeeper says, “No, my does not bite.” The man tries to pet the and the bites him. “Ouch!” He says, “I thought you said your does not bite!” The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!” <br><br> from net Not Bling Owner...


1 Comments, 27 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
bbcinorlando 35 M
6  Articles
Spelling   7/8/2018

Two Italian men get on a bus. <br><br> They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: <br><br> <br><br> "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together ...


1 Comments, 35 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
whorecurious 58 C
164  Articles
Lil Johnny first grade   7/4/2018

The first grade teacher walks into class. She sees Johnny sitting there and holding his kitty cat. She says Johnny why do you have your kitty cat at school? <br><br> He says " I heard my daddy tell my momma he was gonna eat that pussy when I goes to school"


1 Comments, 38 Views, 8 Votes ,3.94 Score
So a Walks into a Bar   6/22/2018

A walks into a bar Th Bartender looks up and says Hey Buddy Why the Long Face...


1 Comments, 25 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
So a Walks into a Bar   6/22/2018

A walks into a bar, The Bartender looks up and says Hey Buddy Why the Long Face...


1 Comments, 17 Views, 5 Votes ,1.51 Score
Superman4695 34 M
11  Articles‚ Score 18.6
What is the difference between a slut...   6/22/2018

and a bitch? The slut will have sex with you. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Disclaimer: Never called a woman either likely never will. Just a joke.


1 Comments, 35 Views, 13 Votes ,3.14 Score
Late Night Visitors   6/17/2018

A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock at the front door. He opens it to find two sheriff's deputies standing there. He asks if there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married. The man replies, "Yes, I am." The deputy then asks if he could see a picture of the man's wife. <br><br> The guy says, "Sure, I guess, " and gets a photo ...


2 Comments, 105 Views, 23 Votes ,3.01 Score